Okay, here’s my story about figuring out who Chris Brennan’s astrologer wife is, written in the style you requested:
So, I was digging around the internet, trying to find out more about this astrology guy, Chris Brennan. You know, the one who wrote that huge Hellenistic astrology book? Anyway, I got curious about his personal life, specifically who his wife is.
First, I started with the usual – you know, just typing “Chris Brennan wife” into the search engine. Man, that brought up a whole bunch of stuff, but nothing really useful. Mostly just links to his website and his podcast, which, don’t get me wrong, are great, but they didn’t tell me anything about his wife.
Then I thought, “Okay, maybe I need to be more specific.” So I started looking through his social media. I scanned his Twitter, his Facebook, all that jazz. Found a bunch of retweets and posts about astrology, naturally, but nothing about a wife. It was like trying to find a needle in a haystack, except the haystack was made of, like, zodiac signs and planetary alignments.
I almost gave up, but then I remembered something. He mentioned in one of his podcast episodes that he sometimes collaborates with other astrologers. So, I figured maybe his wife was an astrologer too. That gave me a new direction.
- I started checking out the websites and social media of astrologers he seemed to be connected with.
- I looked for pictures, any sign of a significant other, a wedding ring, anything like that.
- I read through their “about” pages, their bios, everything.
It was a lot of work, let me tell you. I felt like a real detective, piecing together clues, except instead of solving a murder, I was just trying to find out who someone was married to. It’s kind of silly when you think about it, but hey, I was curious!
Finally, after hours of digging, I found her! Leisa Schaim. She’s an astrologer too, and they even co-host a podcast segment together sometimes, called the Auspicious Elections Podcast. I figured it out because I saw her name mentioned on his website and noticed their shared last name.
The Conclusion
So yeah, that’s the story of how I discovered who Chris Brennan’s wife is. It wasn’t easy, and it took way longer than it probably should have, but I got there in the end. Now I can finally sleep at night. Hah, just kidding. But seriously, it was a fun little internet adventure, and now I know a little bit more about the world of astrology. Also, it was kind of weird that she did not have a lot of information online even though Chris mentioned her a couple of times on his podcasts. I mean, she is great at what she is doing, but maybe she just does not enjoy the spotlight. There is nothing wrong with that, but it did make me a little confused. I guess I’ll never know.
