Cell Salts Astrology: Aligning Health with the Stars

Well, hello there. Let me tell you a thing or two about these cell salts and stars, you know, the astrology stuff. I ain’t no fancy expert, but I heard some things, and I’ll tell you what I know.

So, they say there’s these things called cell salts, little bitty things in your body, like salt but different. And they got twelve of ’em, one for each of them star signs, you know, like Aries and Taurus and all them others. They say these salts can help your body work better, keep you healthy and all.

Aries, them folks born in the spring, they get this Potassium Phosphate. It’s supposed to be good for their heads, you know, ’cause Aries folks, they think a lot, always busy in their heads. This salt, it helps calm ’em down, I guess.

And then there’s Taurus. They didn’t say nothin’ about Taurus in what I heard, but I reckon they got their own salt too. Every sign’s gotta have one, right? It’s only fair.

Now, Gemini, them chatty folks, they get Potassium Chloride. This one’s for their blood and muscles, and their lungs too, ’cause Geminis, they talk so much, they gotta have strong lungs, you know what I mean? They say it helps with coughs and colds, which makes sense, all that yappin’ they do.

• Aries: Potassium Phosphate
• Gemini: Potassium Chloride
• Libra: Sodium Phosphate
• And so on, for all the signs, but I don’t remember ’em all.

Then there’s Libra, them balanced folks. They got Sodium Phosphate. This one’s for keepin’ things balanced in your body, like the acids and stuff. And it helps you get rid of waste, which is always a good thing, ain’t it? Nobody wants to be all clogged up.

I heard tell that these salts ain’t like regular medicine. You don’t take a big ol’ pill. They’re tiny little things, like sugar dust, you put ’em under your tongue and they just melt away. It’s kinda like magic, I guess.

Some folks, they say these salts can even help with your mood. Like if you’re feelin’ down, there’s a salt for that. If you’re all worked up and anxious, there’s a salt for that too. It’s all connected to them stars, they say. When the stars ain’t lined up right, you feel bad. When they are lined up right, you feel good. And the salts, they help get you back in line with the stars.

I don’t know if it’s all true, mind you. I’m just tellin’ you what I heard. But it makes a kind of sense, don’t it? We’re all part of somethin’ bigger, the whole universe and all. And if the stars can affect the tides in the ocean, why couldn’t they affect the little bitty things inside us too?

Anyway, it don’t hurt to try, I guess. If you’re feelin’ poorly, and the doctors ain’t helpin’, maybe these cell salts could do the trick. Just gotta find the right one for your star sign, that’s all.

And remember, this ain’t no doctor’s advice, just an old woman talkin’. You always gotta talk to a real doctor if you’re sick. But maybe, just maybe, the stars and these salts can give you a little extra help along the way.

Tags: [cell salts, astrology, zodiac, health, wellness, Aries, Gemini, Libra, Potassium Phosphate, Potassium Chloride, Sodium Phosphate]