Well, hello there. Let’s talk about this… this horry-scope thing, ya know, the one by that fella, Thiessen. I heard some folks in the town square jabberin’ about it. Said it tells ya what’s gonna happen, like if yer gonna find a lost penny or if the rooster’s gonna crow extra loud.
Now, I ain’t no fancy city slicker, but I reckon it’s kinda like readin’ the weather. Sometimes the weatherman says it’ll rain, and it does. Sometimes he says it’ll be sunny, and you end up wadin’ through mud. So, this Thiessen fella, he’s like a weather man for the stars, I guess. He looks up at them twinkly lights and tells ya if yer gonna have a good day or a bad day.
What’s this horoscope thing all about, anyway?
From what I gather, this horoscope stuff is tied to them zodiac signs. You know, like that bull sign, Taurus, or the crab, Cancer. Apparently, when you was born, the stars was lined up a certain way, and that makes you a certain sign. And each sign, well, it’s got its own story, its own kinda luck.
- Aries, they say, are like firecrackers, always poppin’ and full of energy.
- Taurus, they’re stubborn as mules, but good workers, I hear.
- And them Geminis, well, they’re like two peas in a pod, always changin’ their minds.
And it goes on and on, all the way to Pisces, the fish, who are supposed to be dreamy and such.
Now, Thiessen, he writes about what the stars are sayin’ for each of these signs. He tells ya if it’s a good day for love, for money, or for just stayin’ in bed and pullin’ the covers over yer head.
Daily, weekly, monthly… it’s a lot to keep up with!
This Thiessen fella, he don’t just do it once in a while. He’s got horoscopes for every day, for every week, and even for the whole year! Can you imagine? That’s a whole lotta star-gazin’! I reckon he must have a real strong neck from lookin’ up all the time.
Some folks, they read their horoscope every mornin’ with their coffee. Others, they just check it once in a while when they’re feelin’ lost or need a little guidance. Me? I figure life throws enough curveballs without knowin’ about ’em ahead of time. But hey, to each their own, I always say.
Where can you find this Thiessen’s horoscopes?
Now, if you’re itchin’ to read what Thiessen has to say about your stars, you gotta know where to look. I heard tell it’s on somethin’ called the “internet.” Sounds fancy, like somethin’ you’d find in a big city library. But my grandson, he showed me on his little phone thingy, and it turns out it’s everywhere!
There’s websites, see, and Thiessen has his own special spot on some of them. You just gotta type in the right words and poof! There it is. Astrology somethin’ or other, they call it. It’s got all the signs and all the horoscopes. Enough to keep you readin’ till the cows come home.
Is it real, or just a bunch of hooey?
Now, that’s the million-dollar question, ain’t it? Is this horoscope stuff real? Can the stars really tell us what’s gonna happen? I don’t know, to be honest. I’ve seen folks who swear by it, who say it’s helped them make big decisions and find their way in life.
And I’ve seen others who just laugh it off, sayin’ it’s all just a bunch of hooey. Me? I reckon it’s like a good story. It can be fun to read, it can give you somethin’ to think about, and sometimes, just maybe, it can give you a little bit of hope. But at the end of the day, you gotta make your own choices and live your own life. The stars can’t do that for ya.
So, there you have it. That’s what I know about this horoscope Thiessen thing. Take it with a grain of salt, I say. And don’t forget to feed the chickens, ’cause them stars ain’t gonna do it for ya!
Tags：Astrology, Michael Thiessen, Horoscope, Daily Horoscopes, Weekly Horoscopes, Zodiac Signs
