Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this Aries love stuff for all you single folks out there. You know, those lovey-dovey things they write about in them fancy papers and on the internet. They call it the “horoscopo” or somethin’. Sounds like a foreign disease, don’t it?
Anyways, they say that today, for Aries people who ain’t hitched to nobody, love might be lookin’ a bit like, well, like you’re lookin’ at the price tag more than the person. Like, you’re thinkin’ more about what they got than who they are. That ain’t good, y’know? Love ain’t about how much money they got or what kind of shiny things they own.

They also say that sometimes you Aries folks, you just blurt things out without thinkin’. You got a good heart, but your mouth, well, it gets you into trouble sometimes. You hurt folks’ feelings without meanin’ to. Like stompin’ on their toes with them big ol’ work boots of yours, but you ain’t doin’ it on purpose, see? You gotta be careful with that, especially when you’re tryin’ to find someone special.
- They say somethin’ about planets and stars and all that mumbo jumbo. Moon in Aries, Mars in Scorpy-somethin’. Honestly, I don’t know what that means. Sounds like a bunch of hogwash to me.
- But they say it affects how you feel and act. Like, maybe that’s why you’re feelin’ a bit confused about love today. Or maybe it’s just that the rooster crowed on the wrong side of the barn this mornin’. Who knows?
Now, they’re talkin’ about money too. Sayin’ you gotta be careful with your pennies. Don’t go spendin’ all your hard-earned cash on foolishness. And if you’re havin’ trouble figurin’ out where your money’s goin’, go ask someone who knows about that stuff. Don’t be too proud to ask for help, y’hear?
They talk about this year, 2024, bein’ a good year for makin’ some money moves, especially in the first half. And then later on, it’s a good time to talk to folks, sell things, and get your business goin’. So, maybe you’ll meet someone special while you’re out there hustlin’. Or maybe you’ll make enough money to buy yourself a fancy new truck. Either way, sounds like a good deal to me.
And this Mercury thing, they say it’s goin’ backwards or somethin’. And that’s makin’ love feel all mysterious and confusing. Like tryin’ to find your way home in the dark without a lantern. You don’t know where you’re goin’ or what’s gonna happen next.
But let me tell you somethin’ important. All this talk about stars and planets and money, well, it don’t mean nothin’ if you ain’t got a good heart. Love ain’t about what you got, it’s about who you are and how you treat people. So, be kind, be honest, and don’t go breakin’ nobody’s heart. And if you do mess up, well, then you say you’re sorry and try to do better next time. That’s all there is to it, really.
So, go out there and be yourself. Don’t try to be someone you’re not just to impress some fella or gal. And don’t worry too much about what the stars are sayin’. Just follow your heart and see where it takes you. And if you find yourself feelin’ a little lost, well, just remember what your old granny always told you: “Treat others the way you want to be treated, and everything will work out just fine.”
And one last thing, if you are lookin’ for love, don’t be afraid to put yourself out there. Go to the town square dance, talk to people at the market, and for goodness sake, smile a little! Love ain’t gonna find you if you’re hidin’ in the barn all day.
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