Well, they say them stars up above, they mess with everything down here. Even the plumbing. Yeah, the pipes and the water and all that. Astrology what rules plumbing, they call it. Sounds kinda crazy, don’t it? But some folks, they swear by it.
Water and Stars
Now, you got your water signs in them stars. Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces. Them’s the ones, they say, are all about feelings and such. Water signs in astrology, they’re like the water in your pipes. Flowing this way and that, always moving. And them water signs, they hold on to things. Like that leaky faucet you keep meaning to fix. They hold on to feelings, to people, to old junk. Like water in the pipes, them feelings just keep on flowing.

And get this, some of them water signs, they’re psychic. Can you believe that? They say they can just look at you and know what you’re thinking. They watch how you move, how you act. They trust what you do more than what you say. Especially that Pisces, so I hear. They are like the water main, always knowing the flow of things.
Planets and Pipes
Then you got your planets. Each one, they say, it does something different. Like, Jupiter, that’s for space. Big and wide, like the sky. Saturn, that’s air. You know, like the wind blowing through the pipes when they’re empty. Mars, that’s fire. Hot, like the water heater when it’s working right.
- Jupiter – Space, big and open
- Saturn – Air, like a draft
- Mars – Fire, hot like the water heater
- Mercury – Earth, solid, like the pipes themselves
- Venus – Water, flowing, like the water in the sink
Then there’s Mercury. That’s for Earth. Solid, like the pipes themselves, all buried in the ground. And Venus, that’s for water. Flowing and moving, just like the water in your sink or your tub. So, if you think about it, Venus might be the one that’s really messing with your plumbing. All that water, always moving, sometimes it’s gotta cause a problem, right? Venus in astrology, it is like water in the pipes, always moving, sometimes leaking.
Stars and Your Home
Some folks say where them stars are at when your house was built, that makes a difference, too. They call it Vastu. It’s like, the energy of your house. If the energy’s wrong, they say it can mess things up. Your happiness, your health, even your money. Like a clogged drain, nothing flows right when the energy’s bad.
They say combining Vastu with astrology can help. It’s like, making sure the stars and your house are all lined up right. So the water flows good, the money flows good, and everyone’s happy and healthy. A good flow in the pipes means a good flow in life, they say. Vastu and astrology, it is like keeping the pipes clear and the water flowing.
What It All Means
Now, I don’t know if I believe all that. But it’s something to think about, ain’t it? Maybe there’s something to this whole astrology and plumbing thing. Maybe them stars really do mess with the water in our pipes. Or maybe it’s just a bunch of hooey. But you know what I always say: if your pipes are leaking, call a plumber. Don’t go blaming the stars. Leaky pipes, that’s a plumber’s job, not the stars’ fault.

But if your pipes are always acting up, maybe, just maybe, it wouldn’t hurt to look up at them stars and see what they’re up to. Might be they’re trying to tell you something. Might be your house’s energy is off. Or might be you just need a new water heater. Who knows? But keeping an eye on the astrology, well, it can’t hurt, can it? Just like checking the pipes regularly, it’s good to pay attention. Astrology and plumbing, they might be connected, or they might not. But a little attention to both, that’s always a good thing.
Keep Things Flowing
So, you see, keeping things flowing, that’s important. In your pipes, in your life, in the stars. Everything’s connected, they say. Like the pipes in your house, all connected, carrying water here and there. If one part’s blocked, the whole thing gets messed up. Same with life, same with them stars. You gotta keep things flowing. Good energy, good water, good life. That’s what it’s all about. Good flow, that’s the key. In plumbing, in astrology, in life. Keep it flowing, and things usually work out okay.
So next time you got a leaky faucet, or the toilet’s acting up, maybe take a peek at the stars. See what they’re doing. Might just give you a clue about what’s going on down here with your plumbing. Or it might not. But it’s worth a look, ain’t it? Just like checking under the sink for leaks, it’s worth checking the stars for, well, whatever they might be telling us. Keep your eyes open, keep things flowing, and you’ll be alright. That’s what I say. Eyes open, water flowing, life flowing. That’s the way to go. Just take care of your house and maybe watch the stars, because astrology and plumbing, they just might be connected.
And hey, if the stars ain’t helping, and the plumber’s too expensive, well, there’s always duct tape. Duct tape fixes everything, almost. Except maybe a broken heart. Or a bad horoscope. But for leaky pipes, duct tape’s a lifesaver. So, keep some handy, just in case. For the pipes, not the stars. You can’t duct tape the stars, now can you? Although, sometimes, I wish you could. Especially when they’re causing trouble with my plumbing.