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Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this here… uh… horry-scope thingy. Yep, that’s what they call it, some kinda star-talkin’ business. I ain’t no scholar, mind you, but I hear folks jabberin’ about it all the time.

So, what’s the deal with this here horoscope? From what I gather, it’s like them fancy city folks tryin’ to figure out what the stars got planned for ya. Like, if you’re a Rye-no (that’s what they call one of them star signs, I think), maybe the stars are sayin’ you gonna find a lost penny today. Or maybe stub your toe. Who knows?
- They got all these different signs, like that Rye-no I was talkin’ about.
- There’s also a Bull, a Twinny, a Crabby, a Lion, a… uh… Vir-gin (whatever that is), some Scales, a Scorpy, a Bow-and-Arrow guy, a Goat-Fish, a Water-Carrier, and a couple of Fishies.
- Sounds like a whole dang zoo to me!
Now, these city folks, they say these signs tell ya stuff about your day. Like if you’re a Crabby, maybe you gonna be grumpy all day. And if you’re a Lion, maybe you gonna roar a lot. I dunno, sounds kinda silly to me, but hey, to each their own, right?
They say them stars and planets, they line up all special-like, and that makes things happen down here on earth. Like, if the moon is in the right place, maybe you gonna find a good deal on eggs at the market. Or maybe your cow will give extra milk. That’d be nice, wouldn’t it?
Some folks, they read this horry-scope stuff every single day! Can you believe it? They wake up, grab their coffee, and then they gotta see what the stars are sayin’. I reckon they spend more time lookin’ at them stars than lookin’ at their own chickens!
And you know what’s really somethin’? These city folks, they got these fellas they call “expert as-trol-o-gers”. Sounds fancy, huh? These guys, they use all sorts of tools and whatnots – even NASA stuff, whatever that is – to tell ya what’s gonna happen. They look at where the sun is, where the moon is, where all them planets are… Must be a whole lotta lookin’, if you ask me. And then they write all these things down, for each of them signs. So, if you’re a Twinny, you get your own special readin’. If you’re a Scales, you get somethin’ different.
Now, I ain’t sayin’ it’s all hogwash, mind you. Maybe there’s somethin’ to it. Maybe them stars really do have a say in what happens down here. But I figure, life’s gonna throw ya curveballs no matter what them stars say. You just gotta roll with the punches, you know? If you’re gonna have a good day, you’re gonna have a good day. And if you’re gonna have a bad day… well, at least you can blame it on the stars, right?

So, if you’re one of them folks who likes to keep up with the stars, go right ahead. Read your horry-scope, see what the day’s got in store. But don’t forget to live your life, too. Don’t let them stars tell you what to do. You’re the boss of your own life, ain’t ya?
And listen, if your horry-scope says you gonna have a bad day, just ignore it! Go out there and make it a good one anyway. Show them stars who’s boss! And if it says you gonna find a lost penny, well, keep your eyes peeled! You never know, maybe you’ll get lucky.
Anyways, that’s about all I know about this here horry-scope thing. Like I said, I ain’t no expert, just a plain ol’… well, never mind who I am. But if you ask me, the best way to figure out what the day holds is to get outta bed and see for yourself! And maybe say a little prayer, just in case them stars are listenin’.
So what are ya waitin’ for? Get on with your day! And don’t forget to feed them chickens!
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