Hey everyone, it’s your boy back at it again. Today, we’re diving into something a bit different – Ted Cruz’s astrology chart. Yeah, you heard that right. I got curious about what the stars say about this guy, so I figured, why not? Let’s get into it.
First off, I started by gathering some basic info. You know, his birth date, time, and place. Turns out, this stuff is all over the internet, which made my life easier. I plugged this information into one of those free online astrology chart generators. Easy peasy.

Once I had the chart, I started looking at the different planets and their positions. I noticed there’s a lot of chatter about him being the Zodiac Killer – obviously a joke, but still funny. Some people even wrote whole articles joking about it. I found it pretty interesting how this meme just took off.
Planets Placement
- Then, I started digging into some articles. I read about Pluto not being a planet anymore, but apparently, it still has some influence in astrology.
- I also found this one post where an astrologer was talking about the “initial ick” you get from some people, and how it relates to their birth chart. I thought, “Could this explain some of the reactions people have to Cruz?”
- His chart’s a bit of a mess, to be honest. I saw a bunch of aspects that could explain why he’s so polarizing. Some people love him, some people can’t stand him.
- I also stumbled upon some tweets where he was making coded messages, kind of like the Zodiac Killer’s style. It’s all in good fun, but it added to the whole mystique, you know?
After spending a good few hours on this, I realized it’s more complicated than I initially thought. Astrology’s not just about sun signs; there’s a whole lot more to it. I tried to connect the dots between his chart and some of his actions, especially the stuff I read in his book’s introduction. It was pretty melodramatic, I gotta say.
So, what’s the takeaway? Well, I’m no expert, but I think Cruz’s chart shows a complex individual. Maybe that’s why he’s so good at getting under people’s skin. It was a fun little experiment, and I learned a bit about astrology along the way. Let me know what you guys think. Catch you in the next one!