Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… this future spouse thing, the stars and all that. My grandkids, they’re always yappin’ about it, somethin’ called “astrology.” Said I should write somethin’, so here I go, tryin’ my best.
So, they tell me there’s this “seventh house” in your star chart, or whatever they call it. That’s where you find the info ’bout your future mister or missus. It’s like… the opposite of you, they say. If you’re all sunshine and giggles, maybe your spouse is more… quiet-like, you know? Makes sense, I guess. Can’t have two loudmouths in one house, or it’ll be nothin’ but squawkin’ all day long!
Now, folks wanna know *when* they’ll meet this special someone. Well, the star-gazers, they look at where Venus and Jupiter are hangin’ out in the sky. Venus, that’s the lovey-dovey planet, and Jupiter, well, he’s all about luck and good times. They also peek at that seventh house again and some other fancy stuff called “dashas.” Sounds complicated to me. But the thing is, they say they can get a *feel* for when love might come knockin’ on your door.
- But don’t you go gettin’ your hopes up too high! They say it ain’t an exact science. You know, like bakin’ a cake – sometimes it comes out perfect, sometimes it’s a little… wonky. People are complicated, relationships are even more so. So, take it all with a grain of salt, like I do with my cornbread.
- And then there’s this talk about what your future spouse might do for a livin’. They look at somethin’ called the “Navamsa chart” and your “fourth house.” Lordy, so many houses! But anyways, they say that can give you a clue if your honey’s gonna be a farmer, a teacher, or maybe even a… a star-gazer themselves! Heavens to Betsy!
I saw somethin’ online, some young gal talkin’ ’bout how you’ll just *know* when you meet your spouse. Like, bam! Instant connection. She said some signs are more likely, like Cancer, Aries, Virgo… sounds like a bunch of mumbo jumbo to me, but hey, who am I to judge? My old man, he was a Taurus, stubborn as a mule, but a good heart, he had.
They also say your “seventh house” can tell you ’bout your enemies too. Imagine that! The same place you look for love, you find trouble! Life’s funny that way, ain’t it? Guess you gotta take the good with the bad, the sweet with the sour.
Another thing they talk about is personality. What kinda person is this future spouse gonna be? Are they gonna be kind and gentle? Or maybe a bit… spicy? They do some card readings for that, pick a card, any card… It’s all a bit mysterious, but I guess it’s fun to think about. Like dreamin’ about what you’re gonna plant in the garden next spring.
And then there’s this “eighth house” thing, talkin’ ’bout what your marriage might be like. For some folks, it’s all fire and passion, for others, it’s more… steady and calm. Like a slow-burnin’ fire, keepin’ you warm all winter long. They mentioned somethin’ about “Virgo risings”… don’t know what that means, but it sounds fancy.
Now, remember, all this star talk… it ain’t set in stone. It’s just a guide, a little whisper from the universe. You still gotta put in the work, you gotta be kind, you gotta be patient, and you gotta be willin’ to forgive. That’s the real secret to a happy marriage, not some stars or houses. And don’t go throwing away good clothes just because some stars tell you to. That’s just plain silly! Hold on to what you got, cherish it, whether it’s an old sweater or a good man.
So, there you have it. My best shot at explainin’ this future spouse astrology stuff. Hope it makes some kinda sense. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some supper. Biscuits and gravy tonight, a good, solid meal. That’s somethin’ you can always count on, unlike those fickle stars!
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