Well, howdy there! Let’s yak a bit about somethin’ called “astrology and cell salts”. Don’t you go gettin’ all flustered now, it ain’t as fancy as it sounds. It’s just about them stars and some stuff in your body, like salt, but not the kind you put on your eggs. This here ain’t no doctor talkin’, just plain ol’ common sense, ya hear?
So, they say these stars and planets and whatnot, they kinda mess with us. Like, when you were born, that there star sign, it kinda sets you up for some things. You got yer Aries folks, born between March 21st and April 21st, they say. And them Aries folks, they gotta deal with somethin’ called Potassium Phosphate. Now, I ain’t no chemist, but it’s somethin’ in your body, see? And if them stars ain’t lined up right, maybe that Potassium Phosphate stuff gets all out of whack. That’s what they say, anyhow. I just listen and try to make sense of it all.

They got these twelve special kinds of salt, real tiny bits, they say helps keep your insides workin’ right. Think of it like oilin’ a squeaky door, only it’s for your innards. And each one of them star signs, they got their own special salt, see? Like, them Libra folks, born under that Libra sign, they’re all about balance, like a see-saw. Their salt is Sodium Phosphate, and it’s supposed to keep the acid and other stuff in your body just right. They say Libra rules the kidneys, that part of your back, and your backside. And wouldn’t you know it, Libra women, they say, got nice curvy backsides, and the men, they got strong, good-lookin’ backs. That’s what they say, mind you. I ain’t checkin’ nobody’s backside!
Then you got them Virgo folks. Their salt is called Kali Sulphuricum, or Kali Sulph for short. It’s the stuff that keeps your skin all oiled up and smooth, like a well-greased pan. Keeps you from gettin’ all rusty, I reckon. It’s like this, the stars line up a certain way, and that affects a certain part of you, and that part needs a certain kind of salt to keep it goin’. Simple as that, or so they make it sound.
And wouldn’t you know it, even plain old white salt, the kind you might use for cookin’, that’s got somethin’ to do with the stars too. They call it Sendha Namak, and it’s tied to somethin’ called Jupiter. Jupiter, they say, is all about bein’ wise and learnin’ stuff. So, usin’ this white salt, they say, brings you good luck and makes you smarter. I sprinkle a bit extra now and then, just in case. Can’t hurt, right?
- Aries: Potassium Phosphate
- Libra: Sodium Phosphate
- Virgo: Kali Sulphuricum
And then there’s somethin’ about Aquarius and Sodium Chloride. That’s just regular salt, the kind you put on your food. It’s got somethin’ to do with water in your body, they say. See, it all connects, somehow. The stars, the salt, your body…it’s all one big puzzle.
Now, I ain’t sayin’ I understand it all. But it seems like them old-timers, they knew a thing or two. They looked up at the sky and figured out how it all fit together. And maybe, just maybe, there’s somethin’ to it. Maybe them little bits of salt are the key to keepin’ us healthy and happy, just like them stars keep shinin’ up above. It’s somethin’ to think about, ain’t it? Anyways, that’s the gist of it, as best as I can figure. Don’t go worryin’ too much about it. Just try to eat good, sleep good, and maybe sprinkle a little extra salt on your eggs. You never know, it might just help.
Tags: [Astrology, Cell Salts, Zodiac, Health, Aries, Libra, Virgo, Potassium Phosphate, Sodium Phosphate, Kali Sulphuricum, Jupiter, Aquarius, Sodium Chloride]
