Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… this… libra thingy, this horoscope stuff for today, like that magazine they call “Vogue” talks about. I don’t know much about these fancy city things, but I’ll tell ya what I know, the way I know it.
So, they say today, for Libra, somethin’ about spendin’ your energy on makin’ things right. Makin’ things right, huh? Well, that sounds like a good day’s work to me. Every day should be about makin’ things right, whether it’s fixin’ a fence or makin’ sure the chickens got enough feed. They say it’s a good “investment,” like plantin’ seeds in the spring, I guess. You plant ’em good, you get good crops. You work hard today, maybe tomorrow will be easier, that’s how I see it.

They also say somethin’ about bein’ “enthusiastic.” Well, if you ain’t got no get-up-and-go, you ain’t gonna get nothin’ done, that’s for sure! Gotta be lively, gotta have some pep in your step, even if you’re just churnin’ butter or washin’ clothes.
- They say you might not be so confident, but you’ll look confident. Sounds like puttin’ on a brave face, like when you gotta go to town and deal with them slick salesmen, even if you’re a little nervous inside.
- And somethin’ about love… “Avoid hurtin’ the emotions of the lover,” they say. Well, that’s just common sense, ain’t it? Be nice to your man, don’t go naggin’ and complainin’ all day long, or he might just go off fishin’ and not come back for supper.
For them single folks, they say you might meet someone special. Well, good for them! Maybe they’ll find someone to help ’em chop wood or carry water. And if you’re already with someone, maybe it’s time to get hitched, they say. Get married, settle down, have some kids… that’s what life’s all about, ain’t it? Leastways, that’s how it used to be ‘round here.
Now, they talk about “career” too. Career? What’s a career? Sounds like fancy talk for “work” to me. They say you gotta use every chance you get to get better at your work. Well, yeah! If you wanna be a good farmer, you gotta learn how to plow straight, how to tell when the crops are ripe, how to keep the pests away. Same goes for anythin’, I reckon. And some folks, they say, might have to travel for work. Like them fellas who go off to the city to find work, leaving their families behind… that’s a hard life, that is.
Then there’s somethin’ for them Capricorn folks… about takin’ the lead in love. Well, someone’s gotta make the first move, I guess. And good news from loved ones? That’s always welcome. More meetin’s and talkin’? Sounds like a busy day, but maybe good busy.
And there’s this “weekly” thing, sayin’ to expect the unexpected. Well, life is always unexpected, ain’t it? One minute the sun’s shinin’, the next minute a storm rolls in. You just gotta be ready for anythin’, that’s what I say. Like makin’ sure you got enough firewood for the winter, or enough preserves in the cellar.
They got these websites too, like “*,” where you can read this stuff for free every day. Free? Well, nothin’s really free, is it? You’re payin’ with your time, I reckon. But if it makes folks feel better, if it helps ‘em get through the day, then I guess it’s alright. Me? I just look at the sky. If the birds are flyin’ high, it’ll be a good day. If the cows are lyin’ down, a storm’s comin’. That’s the only horoscope I need.

So, there you have it. That’s what I make of this Libra horoscope for today, Vogue style or not. Just remember to work hard, be kind, and be ready for anythin’. That’s the best advice I can give ya, and it don’t cost ya a thing.
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