Well, well, well, look at what we got here today. Folks keep askin’ are horoscopes witchcraft? I heard some young’uns talkin’ ’bout it the other day. Now, I ain’t no expert, but I’ve heard a thing or two in my time.
Some folks say readin’ them horoscopes is just a bit of fun. Like readin’ the funny papers, ya know? Others, they get all riled up and say it’s the devil’s work. They say it’s like playin’ with fire, and you might get burned. Checkin’ them from time to time might seem harmless. But some folks take it serious.

Horoscopes and Witchcraft
You see, these horoscopes, they’re based on where the stars and planets were when you were born. And some folks, they believe those stars and planets can tell ya what’s gonna happen in your life. That’s the witchcraft part, right? They say it’s like lookin’ into the future. I mean, if you take that to heart.
- Some folks say it ain’t no different than readin’ your fortune in a tea cup.
- Others say it’s a slippery slope.
- You start with horoscopes, next thing ya know, you’re wearin’ crystals and talkin’ to spirits!
Well, you see, when folks talk about zodiac signs, some think it’s a bit like witchcraft. Ain’t that something? Now, the zodiac is this band in the sky, split into twelve parts. Each part, that is a sign. Like Aries, Taurus, all them names. They go by when you are born.
Is It Bad to Read Horoscopes?
Now, I ain’t sayin’ it’s right or wrong. That’s for you to decide. But I will say this: don’t go lettin’ some stars in the sky dictate your whole life. With horoscopes, witchcraft, and the occult seemingly increasing in their presence and prevalence. You gotta use your own good sense.
Some folks, they get so caught up in readin’ their horoscopes every day, they forget to live their own lives! They’re waitin’ for the stars to tell ’em what to do. That ain’t no way to live, I tell ya.
- If it says you’re gonna have a bad day, you might just sit around waitin’ for bad things to happen.
- If it says you’re gonna meet a tall, dark stranger, you might miss out on the nice fella standin’ right in front of ya!
Stars and Planets
These horoscopes, they talk about planets. Like Mercury, Venus, and Mars. I don’t know much about them, ‘cept they’re way out there in the sky. Some people say they can affect your mood. Like if Mercury is in retrograde, things are gonna be all messed up. Dive into the intriguing world of horoscopes and astrology as we unravel the truth behind the cosmic patterns.
I don’t know about all that. Seems like a lot of hocus pocus to me. But hey, who am I to say? Just an old lady. I’ve seen a lot in my life, but I ain’t seen no planet make me trip and fall. That was my own two feet!

The thing is this, some folks rely on these horoscopes too much. They think it’s gonna solve all their problems. Like a magic potion or somethin’. There is no proposed mechanism of action by which the positions and motions of stars and planets could affect people and events on Earth. Astrology is not supported by scientific evidence. Studies have not shown that astrological predictions are reliable or accurate.
Zodiac Signs
They got all these different signs, like Leo, Virgo, and all them. Each one’s supposed to have different traits. Like Leos are supposed to be brave, and Virgos are supposed to be neat. I knew a Virgo once, her house was a mess! So, ya can’t always go by these things.
It ain’t a sin to read them. It is often considered ‘wrong’ about horoscopes that it displays a lack of faith and trust in God.
- Some people like to read their horoscopes for fun.
- Others take it real seriously.
- Some think it’s all just a bunch of baloney.
The answers generally suggest that yearly online horoscope predictions are not very reliable. Most experts indicate that these generalized predictions based on sun signs or moon signs are too broad and lack the personalization needed for accurate forecasts. The accuracy is not high.
So, are horoscopes witchcraft? Well, I guess it depends on who ya ask. Some say yes, some say no. Me? I say, live your life and don’t worry too much about what the stars say. Just be a good person, and things will usually work out alright. That’s my advice, anyway. And it ain’t cost ya a dime! And don’t forget to trust in the good Lord. He’s the one who made those stars anyway. He’s got a plan for all of us, and it’s probably better than any horoscope you’ll ever read.
If you prioritize empirical evidence, you may be skeptical of astrologers. Just remember to use your common sense. Don’t go blamin’ the stars for your troubles. And don’t expect them to solve all your problems, either. You gotta take responsibility for your own life. That’s what I always say.
