Well, let me tell you, this whole Boston Globe horoscopes thing. I heard folks talking ’bout it down at the market. They say it’s somethin’ you read in the paper, tells you what’s gonna happen, like the weather, but for your life. This is what I heard people saying all the time. So you know, the Boston Globe horoscopes must be something everyone is talking about.
I reckon it’s like plantin’ seeds. You plant ’em, you hope for rain, you hope for sun. You never really know what you’re gonna get, but you gotta have faith. That’s what people say those daily horoscopes is like.
They got all these signs, like, uh, Capricorn, and, uh, Scorpio. Sounds like a bunch of critters to me! Each one means somethin’ different, they say. They say you should choose your zodiac sign. I don’t know what mine is. It should be an easy thing.
Some folks, they swear by it. Mabel, she reads hers every day, says it helps her figure out if she should wear her red dress or her blue one. I guess there is some help from the daily horoscopes. She seems happy.
Me? I don’t know. I just live my life, day by day. Sun comes up, sun goes down. But I guess if reading the Boston Globe horoscopes helps you feel better, then that’s good. We all need somethin’ to help us feel good. Isn’t it?
They got this Sally something, write the horoscopes. I don’t know this lady. But she must be smart to know these things.
- They say it is free.
- They say it is daily.
- They say it tells you ’bout your day.
- They say it is your free daily and monthly horoscopes.
- I think the horoscopes today are popular.
Now, I heard some folks say it’s all hogwash. They say ain’t no stars gonna tell you what to do. Maybe they’re right, maybe they’re wrong. Who am I to say? But these Boston Globe horoscopes got people talking, that’s for sure. It is something everyone is talking about.
I remember one time, my grandson, he was all excited ’bout his horoscope. Said it told him he was gonna have a lucky day. He went out and found a five-dollar bill on the sidewalk! Maybe there’s somethin’ to it after all.
My neighbor, she says the Boston Globe horoscopes are made by a team. Some news and some not news. I don’t understand. I think this is confusing. They should make it easier. But she likes to read them. This is what matters.
I asked if this horoscope can tell me if my tomatoes are gonna grow good this year. He just laughed. Said it don’t work that way. Guess it only works for people, not plants. That’s a shame. I don’t know if I should overanalyze it.
But like I said, if it makes you happy, then that’s all that matters. Life’s too short to worry ’bout things you can’t control. Just like the weather. You can’t change it, so you might as well just go with it. Maybe that’s what these Boston Globe horoscopes are all about. Just goin’ with the flow.
They even have a special horoscope for your birthday, they say. Happy Birthday thing, I heard. That’s nice. Everyone likes to be remembered on their birthday. This is a good thing from the newspaper. Everyone can read it for free.
I think, if you’re feeling lost, maybe read the Boston Globe horoscopes. It might help, it might not. But it’s somethin’ to read, somethin’ to think about. And sometimes, that’s all you need. Just a little somethin’ to get you through the day. It won’t hurt.
This whole horoscope thing, it’s like a big pot of stew. Lots of different things in there, some you like, some you don’t. But it’s all mixed together, and sometimes, it just hits the spot. You know what I mean? If you like the horoscopes today, then read it. If not, it is fine.
So, if you see that Boston Globe paper, and you see them horoscopes, maybe give ’em a look. You never know. You might just find somethin’ that makes you smile. Or maybe you just find out if you should wear your red dress or your blue one. Either way, it is your choice.
