Well, howdy there, y’all! Let’s talk about them horoscopes, you know, the things Eugenia Last talks about. I don’t know much about all that fancy star stuff, but I reckon it’s kinda like weather forecasts, sometimes right, sometimes wrong, but always somethin’ to gab about.
Now, Eugenia, she’s the one who knows all about this. She says things like, “November 18, 2024, Damon Wayans Jr. is 42, Chloe Sevigny too“. I ain’t got no idea who them folks are, but Eugenia seems to think it’s important. She also talks about birthdays, like “Lacey Chabert, 42; Marion Cotillard, 49; Jenna Elfman, 53; Fran Drescher, 67. Happy Birthday!” Good for them, I say. Birthdays is always somethin’ to celebrate, even if you’re gettin’ old like me.

Eugenia, she puts out these daily things, like “Daily Scope. Dec 01 2024.” I guess that’s like tellin’ you what the day’s gonna be like. She says stuff like, “The insight you gain will help you understand what’s necessary to simplify your life and make your daily routine function efficiently. Eliminate stressful situations.” Well, that sounds like good advice, no matter what the stars say. Ain’t nobody got time for stress, I tell ya. Gotta keep things simple, like plantin’ taters and makin’ biscuits.
She also talks about folks like “Katie Cassidy, 38; Jerry Ferrara, 45; Christina Applegate, 53; Bruno Tonioli.” I reckon they’re celebrities or somethin’. I seen some of them on that there TV box. They always look so fancy, not like us country folk.
Then there’s this “Horoscopes Nov. 21, 2024: Michael Strahan, you will relieve stress and enjoy downtime to the fullest” and “Horoscopes Nov. 30, 2024: Ben Stiller.” Sounds like Michael is gonna have a good day, takin’ it easy. And Ben Stiller, well, Eugenia probably knows what he’s up to too. I hope he’s havin’ a good time, whoever he is.
This star stuff, it’s kinda confusin’, but Eugenia seems to know her stuff. She talks about “5 stars VIRGO“, which I guess means somethin’ good for them Virgos. I don’t know what a Virgo is, but I hope they’re happy.
- She mentions stars.
- She mentions dates.
- She mentions people’s names.
- She gives advice.
It’s all a bit much for my old brain, but I guess it’s somethin’ folks like to read. It’s like readin’ the tea leaves or lookin’ at the clouds, tryin’ to figure out what’s gonna happen. I prefer to just get up in the mornin’, slop the hogs, and get to work. That’s the only way I know to make sure things go right.
But Eugenia, she keeps at it, day after day, tellin’ folks what the stars say. And I reckon that’s alright. People need somethin’ to believe in, somethin’ to give ’em hope. Even if it’s just a bunch of stars talkin’.

So, there you have it. That’s my take on Eugenia Last and her horoscopes. I don’t understand it all, but I reckon it’s harmless enough. And who knows, maybe them stars really do know somethin’ we don’t. But like I always say, the best way to predict the future is to make it happen yourself.
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