Hey everyone, it’s your boy back again with another one of my little experiments. This time, I got curious about those weekly love horoscopes you see floating around. You know, the ones that tell you if you’re gonna meet your soulmate or have a fight with your boo based on your zodiac sign? Yeah, those. So, I decided to put them to the test and see if they’re legit or just a bunch of baloney.
First things first, I had to figure out where to find these horoscopes. A quick Google search, and bam, I was swimming in a sea of zodiac predictions. There were tons of sites and apps offering these things. I picked a few that looked popular and promised “stunning insights” and “professional astrologers” – you know, the whole nine yards.

Next, I needed a game plan. I decided I’d read my love horoscope every week for a month. I’m a Gemini, by the way, born in late May. For those not in the know, that’s the sign of the twins. And let me tell you, sometimes it feels like there really are two of me in here! Anyway, I would read my horoscope and then just go about my week as usual, keeping an eye out for anything that matched up with the predictions. I scribbled down notes in my trusty notebook – dates, times, what happened, who I met, the usual.
The first week’s horoscope said something about a “preoccupation” and a “good hunch about this romance.” Okay, vague, but I was game. That week, I did have this kinda nagging feeling about a certain someone I’d been chatting with online. We had some great convos, but something felt a little off. Turns out, my hunch was right – they were kinda playing the field, if you know what I mean. So, point for the horoscope, I guess?
The Experiment Goes On…
The next couple of weeks were a mixed bag. One horoscope talked about “expecting” something in the next seven days. Honestly, I expect something to happen every day, doesn’t everyone? That week, nothing out of the ordinary happened, unless you count finally beating my high score on that dumb mobile game. I don’t think the stars had anything to do with that, though. Another week, another vague prediction about “connections.” I met a cool barista who gave me an extra shot of espresso for free, but I wouldn’t exactly call that a cosmic connection.
Then, there was this one week when the horoscope mentioned “the strength of your feelings.” That week, I had a major heart-to-heart with my best friend about some personal stuff. It was a pretty emotional conversation, and we definitely felt closer after that. Could the horoscope have been hinting at that? Maybe. Or maybe it was just a coincidence.
After a full month of this, I gotta say, the results were pretty inconclusive. Some things kinda lined up, but a lot of it felt like random chance. It’s like those fortune cookies you get at Chinese restaurants – they’re so general that they could apply to almost anyone’s life.
Final Thoughts
So, are weekly love horoscopes the real deal? In my humble opinion, probably not. They’re fun to read, and sometimes they might give you a little nudge to pay attention to your feelings or relationships. But I wouldn’t base any major life decisions on them. It’s more like entertainment than actual guidance.

- Week 1: Vague prediction, slight hit.
- Week 2: Total miss.
- Week 3: Another miss.
- Week 4: Possible hit, but could be a coincidence.
My advice? If you enjoy reading your horoscope, go for it! Just take it with a grain of salt, and don’t let it rule your love life. You’re the captain of your own ship, and you get to decide where it sails. Peace out!