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Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about these here “beautiful creatures tarot” cards. I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’, just an old woman who’s seen a thing or two in her life, and these cards, they got somethin’ to say.

First off, they call ’em “beautiful creatures” and that ain’t no lie. The pictures, oh honey, they’re somethin’ else. Got all sorts of beasties and critters on ’em, the kind you only hear about in stories from your grandma. Mythical and legendary, they say. I just call ’em purdy. Makes you wanna just stare at ’em all day.
Now, what do these cards do? Well, they ain’t gonna magically make your crops grow or bring back your lost love. But they give you a nudge, you know? A little whisper in your ear. They say these cards can give you “wise advice” when you’re feelin’ lost and got nowhere to turn. Kinda like when you’re stuck in the mud and need a good strong horse to pull ya out. They help you see things clearer, maybe.
- They got 80 cards in the deck, I hear. More than most, I reckon. And two of ’em are “wild cards”. Sounds a bit crazy, don’t it? But hey, life’s crazy sometimes, so maybe that’s fittin’.
- And they got four brand new pictures too, so even if you’ve seen these cards before, there’s somethin’ new to look at. Like a fresh batch of cookies, always a welcome sight.
They say this deck is a “revised and updated version.” Sounds fancy, like they fixed it up real good. And they say it can answer all your questions, big or small, easy or hard. I don’t know ’bout that, but I figure it’s worth a shot if you’re lookin’ for answers. They say the cards answer with “utmost love, honestly”, well, that’s something nice to hear ain’t it?
Let’s talk ’bout some of these cards. There’s this one called “Wheel of Fortune.” Sounds like a game show, don’t it? But it ain’t about spinnin’ no wheel and winnin’ a car. It’s about destiny and luck and such. Sometimes you’re up, sometimes you’re down, just like that wheel. If it’s upside down, that means even more good stuff, like a bountiful harvest or finding an extra egg in the hen house.
Then there’s this “Fool” card. Seems like an odd name to me. Why would you name a card “Fool”? But they say it’s a valuable card, important like. It’s got a black star on it in some decks, they say. Folks use it in games, apparently.
Another one, “The Empress.” Now, that sounds like somebody important! She’s all about womanly things, you know? Having babies, bein’ purdy, takin’ care of yourself. Like a queen bee, but nicer. She reminds you to take care of yourself, maybe take a nice bath or something.

And then there’s the “Queen of Cups”. This one’s all about feelin’s, bein’ kind and understandin’. She’s like that neighbor who always brings you a pie when you’re feelin’ down. Got a lot of heart, that one. Real compassionate, I’d say.
So, that’s the gist of it. These “beautiful creatures tarot” cards, they ain’t magic, but they might just help you see things a little different. They might give you a little push in the right direction, or just make you think a bit. And hey, even if they don’t do nothin’ else, they’re sure purdy to look at. Like a colorful quilt on a cold winter night.
These tarot cards, they ain’t just for fancy folks in the city. They’re for anybody who needs a little guidance, a little somethin’ to hold onto when things get tough. They’re like a good friend, always there to listen and offer a bit of comfort. And that’s somethin’ we all need, ain’t it?
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