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Well, so you wanna know about this May 22, 1990 horoscope thing, huh? Alright, alright, I’ll tell ya what I know. It ain’t rocket science, mind you, just plain old common sense, the kind my grandma used to tell me.

First off, they say if you’re born on May 22, you’re a Gemini. Now, what’s a Gemini? Sounds like some kinda fancy car, but it ain’t. It just means you’re born between May 21 and June 20, somethin’ like that. They say Geminis are like twins, two sides to everything. One minute they’re happy, the next they’re sad. Can’t make up their minds, you know? Like my old rooster, always crowin’ one way then turnin’ around and crowin’ the other.
And this Mercury thing, they say it rules Geminis. Mercury, that’s a planet, right? I ain’t never seen it, but they say it makes you talk real good. You know, smooth talkers, like those fellas sellin’ snake oil at the county fair. Smart too, they say. Always askin’ questions, wantin’ to know everything. Reminds me of my little grandson, always pesterin’ me with “Why this?” and “Why that?”
Now, if you’re born on the 22nd of any month, they say you’re a leader. A boss, you know? Like the head hen in the chicken coop. Always tellin’ everyone what to do. And they got big ideas, these 22nd folks. Always dreamin’ up somethin’ new. Like my neighbor, always talkin’ about buildin’ a bigger barn, even though his old one’s just fine.
- Born on Tuesday, May 22, 1990? Well, that just means you were born on a Tuesday. Nothin’ special about that. Every day’s a good day to work hard, that’s what I say.
- Astrology this, astrology that. They got charts and diagrams, talkin’ about the sun and the moon and all them stars. I don’t know much about that stuff. I just look up at the sky and see pretty twinklin’ lights. And if it’s gonna rain, well, the cows start lyin’ down, that’s all the sign I need.
- Zodiac signs and Chinese zodiac signs. More fancy talk. I’m a simple woman. I believe in what I see and what I feel. If you’re a good person, you’re a good person, no matter what sign you were born under.
They say Geminis have trouble stickin’ to one thing. One job, one relationship, one hobby. Always wantin’ somethin’ new. Like butterflies flittin’ from flower to flower. Can’t say I blame ’em, sometimes. Life gets boring doin’ the same old thing day in and day out. But you gotta stick with somethin’, or you’ll never get nothin’ done. Like plantin’ a garden, you gotta water it every day if you wanna see them tomatoes grow.
This May 22, 1990 horoscope, it’s just a bunch of words on paper, if you ask me. It might tell you some things about yourself, but it ain’t gonna tell you everything. You gotta live your life, make your own choices, and don’t let some stars tell you what to do. That’s what I always say.
So, there you have it. That’s my take on this May 22, 1990 horoscope thing. Take it with a grain of salt, like my grandma used to say. And remember, the most important thing is to be a good person, work hard, and treat others the way you want to be treated. That’s the best horoscope anyone can follow.

And another thing, don’t go spendin’ all your money on them fortune tellers and astrologers. They just want your hard-earned cash. Save your money, buy yourself somethin’ nice, or better yet, give it to someone who needs it more than you do. That’s the real way to find happiness, not by lookin’ at the stars.
Anyways, that’s enough talkin’ for one day. I gotta go feed the chickens and milk the cows. Life don’t stop just because you’re readin’ your horoscope. Remember that, young’un.
Tags: [May 22 1990, Horoscope, Gemini, Astrology, Zodiac, Personality, Traits, Tuesday]