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Alright, let’s talk about this here Heavenly Bodies Astrology Deck. I ain’t no scholar or nothin’, but I’ll tell ya what I know, same as if I was gossipin’ over the fence with ya.

So, this thing, it’s got cards, right? Fifty-one of ’em, they say. And a little book, too. Now, I ain’t never held one of these decks myself, mind you. But from what I hear, it’s all about them heavenly bodies. You know, the sun, the moon, and all them other shiny things up in the sky.
They got these boy planets and girl planets, seems like. The book, it tells ya all about ’em. Sun, Mercury, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn – them’s the boys. And the Moon, she’s a girl, all gentle and glowy-like. This Lily Ashwell woman, she wrote it all down and drew the pictures, too. Smart gal, I reckon.
Now, what’s this deck for, you ask? Well, seems like it’s for learnin’ about astrology. That’s all about how them stars and planets mess with our lives down here on earth. Some folks swear by it, say it can tell ya your future and all that. Me? I ain’t so sure. But it’s interesting, gotta give it that.
They say this deck is good for beginners and fancy-pants astrologers alike. Don’t matter if you’re just startin’ out or if you’ve been star-gazin’ for years, this here deck can help ya, or so they say. It’s a tool, they call it. A tool to figure out what them planets are tryin’ to tell ya.
- The Cards: Fifty-one of ’em, each with a picture, I guess. Probably pretty, too.
- The Guidebook: This Lily woman wrote it, and it’s got 144 pages. That’s a lot of pages! Must be a whole heap of learnin’ in there.
- The Astrology: This is the main thing, right? Learnin’ about the planets and how they affect us.
Now, this deluxe boxset, they want forty dollars for it. That’s a fair bit of money, ain’t it? But if you’re into this kind of stuff, maybe it’s worth it. I mean, if it can help you understand your life better, or make better decisions, or even just give you somethin’ to think about, then maybe forty dollars ain’t so bad.
I heard tell that this deck can help ya decode astrological placements. Now, I ain’t got the foggiest idea what that means, but it sounds important. Maybe it’s like crackin’ a secret code, you know? The planets got a message for you, and this deck helps you figure it out.

I ain’t gonna lie, this astrology stuff is a bit over my head. But folks seem to like it. They say it can give you insight into your personality, your relationships, your career, all sorts of things. Maybe it’s like readin’ tea leaves, or lookin’ at the lines on your hand. Just another way to try and make sense of the world, I guess.
So, if you’re lookin’ for a way to learn about astrology, or if you’re already into it and want a new tool to play with, this Heavenly Bodies Astrology Deck might be just the ticket. Like I said, I ain’t no expert, but it sounds kinda neat. Just remember, it’s all just a bunch of stars and planets, way up there in the sky. Don’t let it get to ya too much.
And one more thing, don’t go spendin’ your last dollar on it if you can’t afford it. There’s more important things in life than star-gazin’, you know? Like puttin’ food on the table and keepin’ a roof over your head. But if you got a little extra cash and you’re curious, well, go ahead and give it a try. Who knows, maybe you’ll learn somethin’ new. And if not, well, at least you got a pretty deck of cards to look at.
Lily Ashwell sure did put a lot of work into this thing. Writin’ and drawin’ all them pictures, must’ve taken her a long time. I appreciate a hard worker, I do. Even if I don’t understand half of what she’s talkin’ about.
Anyways, that’s about all I got to say about this here Heavenly Bodies Astrology Deck. It’s got cards, a book, and it’s all about astrology. If that sounds like your cup of tea, then go for it. If not, well, there’s plenty of other fish in the sea, as they say.
Tags: Heavenly Bodies, Astrology Deck, Lily Ashwell, Astrology, Planets, Stars, Guidebook, Beginner, Experienced Astrologer, Deluxe Boxset
