That Demi Moore, she a big star in Hollywood, huh? I heard she is a Scorpio. What is Scorpio? Sounds like a bug or something. They say people born in Scorpio time are, uh, strong, like bull. She got that movie, what’s it called? Ghost! Yeah, that one. She was good in that, I guess.
This Demi Moore horoscope thing, it’s like telling your fortune from the stars. Like when to plant your crops, but for life, you know? They say where the moon and sun were when you were born, that tells you who you are. That’s a load of hooey, if you ask me. But hey, people like this stuff.
They talk about her Sun sign. That’s Scorpio, they say. Means she’s, uh, passionate. Like a firecracker, maybe. And intense, whatever that means. Probably means she yells a lot. I don’t know. I knew a Scorpio once, he was always getting into fights. Mean as a snake, that one.
- Scorpio – they say they’re like water, but also fire. Makes no sense.
- Sun sign – supposed to be who you really are, deep down.
- Moon sign – that’s about your feelings, they say.
Then there’s this Moon sign thing. Hers is in… uh, Taurus. Like the bull, again! Must be stubborn as all get out, that Demi. Probably doesn’t listen to nobody. My grandson, he’s a Taurus. Always wants his own way. Drives his mama crazy. Taurus, they say it means you like nice things. Fancy stuff. Well, Demi Moore, she’s got money, so she can have all the fancy stuff she wants. Good for her, I guess.
And all these other planets, they mean something too, apparently. Mercury, that’s how you think. Like, if you’re smart or dumb. I don’t think this Demi Moore is dumb. She got smart to be a movie star. You gotta be smart to make all that money and act like someone else. Maybe her Mercury is in a good spot, whatever that means. Then there is her Venus, something about love, beauty, blah blah blah, I don’t understand these.
This whole Demi Moore horoscope, it’s like a map of her personality. Like those maps my husband used to have of the farm. Showed where the well was, where the corn was, where the cows were supposed to be. Except this map is for a person, not a farm. It’s all very confusing. My Mars is probably in the wrong place. They say I am too angry sometimes. But who wouldn’t be angry with all the chores to do? I am too old for these.
They say this Demi Moore birth chart, it shows her whole life. Her planetary positions when she is born. Like, what she’s gonna be good at, who she’s gonna marry, all that stuff. I don’t believe it, myself. Life’s what you make it, not what some stars say it’s gonna be. I mean, that Demi, she’s been married a few times, right? Maybe her stars got it wrong. Or maybe she just didn’t listen to them. She also got a dasa, what’s that? Sounds like a disease to me.
People like to read these horoscopes, though. Makes them feel like they know something about the future. Or about themselves. Like those quizzes in the magazines. “What kind of pie are you?” That kind of thing. Silly, but fun, I suppose. I don’t read those magazines. Too much gossip. And those pictures, all those skinny girls. Not healthy, I tell you. They need to eat more pie. Maybe apple pie. That’s a good, strong pie.
This Demi Moore, she’s had a big life. Movies, husbands, kids. She’s been through a lot. Maybe this horoscope stuff helped her, I don’t know. Or maybe she just worked hard and got lucky. That Uranus, they say it is for new ideas. Maybe that Demi got a lot of new ideas. I don’t know what to do with new ideas. I like the old ways. They work fine for me. I don’t need this Saturn to tell me how to be, uh, disciplined. I know how to work hard. Been doing it all my life.
I guess some folks find comfort in these star signs. Thinking that their destiny written up there in the sky. I think our destiny is in our hands. We make our own choices, good or bad. Demi Moore, she made her choices. She did good for herself, movie star and all that. But I bet she worked hard for it. Stars or no stars. She is a Scorpion, whatever that means.
This whole astrology thing, it is complicated. But I think this Demi Moore is a tough cookie, no matter what the stars say. She made it in Hollywood. That’s not easy, I hear. So, good for her. Maybe I’ll watch another one of her movies sometime. If I can figure out how to work that darn remote control. Or maybe I will just have another piece of pie. Yeah, that sounds better.
