Well, hello there, everyone! Let’s talk about this… whatchamacallit… this “horscopo” thingy from Josie Diez Canseco. Yep, that lady who tells you what’s gonna happen today. They say it’s for today, July 19, 2024. Don’t ask me what year it is now, I always get them mixed up. But they say it’s for today, so it’s for today, I guess.
Now, I ain’t no fancy city gal with all them big words and such. I’m just a plain ol’ woman, and I tell it like it is. So, this Josie, she says she can tell you what’s gonna happen with your work, your health, and even that lovey-dovey stuff. Love, can you believe it? At my age, love is just making sure the chickens are fed and the roof don’t leak!
- They say this Josie lady talks about all the signs. You know, like that ram thingy, Aries, they call it. Sounds like a whole lotta trouble to me, them rams always butting heads.
- And she talks about other things too, I hear. Work, they say. Well, work is work, ain’t it? You get up, you do your chores, you go to bed. What’s there to tell? But I guess some folks like to know if they’re gonna get a raise or somethin’. Me? I’m just happy if the crops don’t fail.
This “horscopo,” they say it’s on the radio, too. Every day at 9 in the morning! Imagine that, tuning in every day to hear what some lady thinks is gonna happen. I got better things to do at 9 in the morning. Like, uh… like making breakfast, that’s what! And sweeping the floor, and chasing them pesky squirrels out of the garden.
Josie says she can tell you your destiny. Destiny, now that’s a big word. Sounds kinda scary, if you ask me. I don’t wanna know my destiny. I just wanna live my life, one day at a time. If something good happens, great! If something bad happens, well, you deal with it. That’s life, ain’t it?
But I guess some folks like to know. They like to be prepared, maybe. Or maybe they just like to dream. Dreaming ain’t so bad, I suppose. As long as you don’t forget to wake up and do your chores. So, if you’re into this horscopo stuff, go ahead and listen to Josie. She’s on the radio, they say. And she’ll tell you all about what’s gonna happen today, July 19, 2024… or whatever year it is.
I heard some folks say it helps them figure things out. Like, if Josie says it’s a good day for love, maybe they’ll go talk to that special someone. Or if she says it’s a good day for work, maybe they’ll ask the boss for a raise. Me? I don’t need no Josie to tell me what to do. I got my own brain, thank you very much.
Anyways, that’s all I gotta say about this horscopo thing. It’s Josie Diez Canseco, and she talks about what’s gonna happen today. Work, health, love… the whole shebang. If you’re interested, go listen to her. Me? I gotta go feed them chickens. They don’t care about no horscopo, they just want their food!
And remember, don’t take it all too seriously. It’s just a lady on the radio talking about stars and stuff. Life is what you make it, not what some horscopo says. So go out there and live your life, and don’t let nobody tell you what to do… not even Josie!
But hey, if you have some fun listening, who am I to judge? Just don’t go blaming Josie if things don’t go your way, alright? You gotta take responsibility for your own actions, horscopo or no horscopo.
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