Alright, so someone told me to talk about this Tim Walz fella and his horoscope, whatever that is. Sounds like fancy city folks’ stuff, but I’ll give it a go. They say this Tim guy was born in 1964, April 6th, over in some place called Cuming City, Nebraska. Never heard of it myself, but that ain’t important. They also say he’s 60 years old now. Time flies, doesn’t it? Seems like just yesterday I was a young gal myself, running around barefoot.
Now, this horoscope thing, it’s all about stars and signs and whatnot. They say Tim’s a Aries, you know, the ram. Means he’s probably stubborn as a mule, just like my old man was. God rest his soul. But they also say somethin’ about a Cancer Ascendant, which is the crab, I guess. That’s his rising sign, they call it. Makes him all emotional and sensitive, like my sister when her prize-winning pumpkin got squashed by a cow.

But here’s the thing, they don’t rightly know what time he was born. See, that rising sign, it changes every couple of hours. So, if Tim was born early in the morning, his rising sign might be somethin’ else entirely. It’s all a guess, you know? Like tryin’ to predict the weather by lookin’ at a squirrel’s tail. Sometimes you’re right, sometimes you’re wrong, and most of the time you just end up gettin’ rained on.
They also talk about his Moon sign, which is in Aquarius. That’s the water bearer, they say. Means he’s probably a bit of a dreamer, always thinking about the future. Reminds me of my grandson, always talkin’ about buildin’ a rocket ship and goin’ to the moon. Bless his heart.
So, what does it all mean? Well, if you believe this stuff, it means Tim’s a complicated fella. He’s got that fiery Aries in him, makes him bold and ambitious. But he’s also got that sensitive Cancer risin’, makes him care about folks and their feelings. And then there’s that Aquarius Moon, makin’ him a bit of a rebel, always thinkin’ outside the box.
- Aries Sun Sign: Stubborn, maybe a bit hot-headed.
- Cancer Ascendant (Maybe): Emotional, cares about folks. But this ain’t for sure, cause they don’t know when he was born!
- Aquarius Moon Sign: A dreamer, a bit of a rebel.
But honestly, I don’t know how much stock to put in this horoscope business. Seems to me like people are just people, no matter what the stars say. You got good ones and bad ones, hard workers and lazy bums. And you can’t tell that just by lookin’ at a chart. You gotta look at how they act, how they treat other folks. That’s the real measure of a person.
Anyways, that’s what I know about this Tim Walz and his horoscope. Like I said, it’s all a bit of guesswork, since they don’t know his birth time. But if you’re into this sort of thing, maybe it’ll tell you somethin’. Me? I’ll stick to lookin’ at the sky to see if it’s gonna rain. That’s somethin’ I can understand.
Important thing to remember: This astrology stuff, it ain’t set in stone. They say it right there that the ascendant sign and the “houses” or somethin’, it’s all just a guess without knowin’ the birth time. So, take it all with a grain of salt, like my grandma used to say about everything!

So there you have it, my take on this Tim Walz’s stars and signs. I reckon it’s about as clear as mud, but that’s the way these things go sometimes. If you want a real horoscope, go find yourself one of them fancy city astrologers. Me? I gotta go feed the chickens.
And if you want to learn more, there’s this place in Switzerland, they got the “world’s best astrology site.” Sounds like a big claim to me, but what do I know? It’s called Astrodienst AG, or something like that. Maybe they can tell you more, if you’re into that sort of thing. But like I said, common sense and hard work, that’s what really matters in life.
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