Alright, let’s talk about this 11 card tarot spread, ya know? I ain’t no fancy pants reader or nothin’, but I can tell ya a thing or two about slinging these cards. It ain’t rocket science, I tell ya.
What’s the big deal with 11 cards anyway?

Well, some folks say 11 is a powerful number. Like, real special. They say it’s got somethin’ to do with openin’ doors and gettin’ messages from… well, from somewhere else. I dunno, sounds a bit spooky to me, but hey, if the cards work, they work, right? You use more cards, you get more stuff to look at, simple as that. More chances to see what’s what. That’s my understandin’ of it.
- Card 1: This here, this is the heart of the matter. The main thing you gotta be thinkin’ about. Like, what’s weighin’ on your mind, you know?
- Card 2: This one, it shows what’s helpin’ ya. Like, what’s on your side. Maybe it’s a good friend, or maybe just good luck. Could be anything.
- Card 3: Now this is the tricky one. It shows what’s standin’ in your way. Could be a person, could be a problem, could be just you bein’ stubborn.
- Card 4: This one’s about where you come from. Your roots, ya know? Like, what made ya who you are today. Important stuff, this is.
- Card 5: Ah, this is the good stuff. This shows where you’re headed. Your goals, your dreams, all that. But remember, nothin’s set in stone. You can always change your path, if you want to.
- Card 6: This one’s about what you’re thinkin’ upstairs. You know, in your head. Sometimes we think too much, sometimes we don’t think enough. The cards’ll tell ya.
- Card 7: This card, it’s about your feelings, down in your heart. Sometimes your head says one thing and your heart says another. It’s a mess, ain’t it? The cards can help sort it out.
- Card 8: This is about the outside world. What’s goin’ on around ya. People, places, things… it all matters.
- Card 9: This one’s about your hopes and fears. What you want to happen, and what you’re scared might happen. We all got ‘em.
- Card 10: This card here, it’s kind of like a final answer. The main takeaway from the whole spread. The big message.
- Card 11: And this last one? It shows what’s gonna happen next, if you keep going the way you’re going. But like I said, you can always change your path. It’s up to you.
Now, how do you actually do the spread?
Well, first you gotta shuffle them cards. Mix ‘em up good. I like to knock on the deck a few times, just for good luck. Then, you lay ‘em out. You can put ‘em in a line, a circle, a horseshoe, whatever feels right to you. It ain’t gotta be fancy.
Then you start readin’. Each card has its own meanin’, but it ain’t just about memorizin’ stuff. You gotta use your gut. Look at the pictures, feel the energy of the cards. And most important, you gotta be honest with yourself. Don’t try to see what you want to see, see what’s actually there. That’s the hard part, let me tell ya.
Some cards are good, some are bad, and some are just plain confusing.
Like that Justice card. That one’s usually about things bein’ fair. But sometimes, fair ain’t always good, you know? Sometimes you need a little bit of somethin’ else. And then there’s the Chariot. That one means you gotta push forward, gotta have willpower. Like drivin’ a stubborn mule, hah! You gotta be strong.

It’s all about figuring out how the cards fit together.
Like a puzzle, I guess. You look at card one, then card two, and you see how they connect. Then you look at card three, and that changes things a bit. And so on and so on. It takes practice, but you’ll get the hang of it. It ain’t easy at first though. Don’t get discouraged if it don’t make sense right away.
This 11 card spread, it’s good for pretty much anything. Need help with a problem? The cards can give ya some ideas. Wonderin’ about your love life? The cards can tell ya what’s up. Just plain curious about the future? Well, the cards can give ya a peek. But remember, they ain’t gonna tell ya everything. And they ain’t gonna make your decisions for ya. You’re still in charge, got it?
It ain’t magic, not really.
It’s about listenin’ to yourself, listenin’ to your gut. The cards are just a tool, a way to help you see things clearer. Like lookin’ in a mirror, but instead of seein’ your face, you see your life. And don’t go askin’ the same question over and over again, hoping for a different answer. That ain’t how it works. The cards will tell ya what you need to hear, not necessarily what you want to hear.
So there you have it. That’s my take on this 11 card spread. It ain’t perfect, but it’s honest. And that’s what matters, right?
