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Alright, so you wanna know about this “constelaciones familiares Barcelona” thing, huh? Sounds fancy, but lemme tell ya, it’s just folks trying to figure out their family mess. Like, everyone’s got that one uncle who drinks too much or that aunt who gossips all day. This “constelaciones” thing, it’s like tryin’ to untangle all that mess.

What is it, you ask? Well, from what I gather, it’s a kinda get-together, sometimes with a whole bunch of people, sometimes just one-on-one. And they do it face-to-face or even on that computery thing, whatchamacallit, “virtual.” They say it helps you heal, like if you had a bad childhood or somethin’. They call it “trauma,” sounds serious, eh?
Now, they ain’t cheap, mind you. These folks charmin’ you, they call ’em “facilitators,” they charge ya anywhere from 9,000 to 30,000 pesos. Pesos! That’s a lot of money, I tell ya. I could buy a whole lotta groceries with that. Or maybe a new chicken coop. Them chickens been layin’ less eggs lately, darn it.
I also heard they charge somethin’ like 90 euros. Euros! What’s with all these fancy currencies? Back in my day, we just bartered. You give me a chicken, I give you some eggs. Simple as that. But these city folk, they like things complicated, I guess.
So, what do they do in these “constelaciones”? Well, it seems like you can’t just go messin’ with other people’s lives. Like, you can’t go and “constelate” your neighbor’s problems without askin’ ’em first. That’s just rude, ain’t it? But you can try to figure out your own relationship with that person, see why they drive you nuts all the time.
And get this, you can’t “constelate” a sickness. Like, if your cousin got the flu, you can’t just “constelate” it away. But you can think about how that sickness affects your family, I guess. Seems kinda roundabout to me, but hey, what do I know? I ain’t no fancy therapist.
Where can you find this in Barcelona? Well, I heard there’s this fella named Joan Garriga, a “psychologist” they call him. He does these workshops, uses some kinda “innovative and integrative therapeutic approach.” Big words, huh? Sounds like he knows his stuff, but I bet he charges a pretty penny too.

They got all sorts of workshops and courses, these “constelaciones” people. You can learn how to be a “facilitator” yourself, I suppose. Then you can go around charmin’ people and chargin’ ’em pesos and euros. Not a bad gig, if you can get it.
If you’re lookin’ to find these workshops, just look around Barcelona. They say you can ask for information without any commitment, which is good. Don’t want to get roped into somethin’ you don’t understand, right?
Personally, I think talkin’ to your family is the best way to solve problems. Sit down, have a cup of coffee, and hash it out. But I guess these city folk like things a bit more… theatrical. They set up these “constelaciones” like little plays, with people representin’ family members. Seems kinda silly to me, but hey, if it helps ’em, who am I to judge?
Anyway, that’s the gist of it. “Constelaciones familiares Barcelona” – it’s about fixin’ family problems, but with a fancy name and a hefty price tag. If you got the money and the patience, give it a try. Me? I’ll stick to talkin’ to my chickens. They understand me better than most folks anyway. And they don’t charge me nothin’ for it.
- Family Constellations Barcelona: Understand the basics of family constellations and how they work.
- Joan Garriga Workshops: Find information about workshops led by Joan Garriga.
- Family Constellations Therapy: Explore the therapeutic benefits of family constellations.
- Healing Family Trauma: Learn how constellations can help heal past trauma.
- Affordable Constellations Barcelona: Search for affordable family constellation options.
Just remember, folks, family is important. Whether you’re untanglin’ your problems with some fancy “constelaciones” or just chattin’ over a cup of coffee, try to keep the peace. Life’s too short to be holdin’ grudges.
Tags: Family Constellations Barcelona, Joan Garriga Workshops, Family Therapy Barcelona, Healing Trauma, Relationship Counseling, Personal Growth Barcelona
