Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this here… uh… “constellation phoenix piano,” whatever that fancy name means. Sounds like somethin’ outta a fairy tale, if you ask me.
First off, they say it’s a “luxury spacecraft.” Now, I ain’t never seen no spacecraft, let alone a fancy one. But I reckon it’s like them big ol’ cars the city folks drive, all shiny and new. This one’s for the big shots, the “star captains” they call ’em. Sounds important, huh? Probably got more buttons and gizmos than my old washing machine.

They say this “Phoenix” thing is like a command ship, for organizin’ stuff. Reminds me of the time the mayor came to town, tryin’ to tell us how to plant our crops. Except this one’s flyin’ around in the sky, I guess. And it’s got all sorts of stars and stuff up there. They mention somethin’ called “Alpha Phoenicis” and “Beta Phoenicis.” Sounds like a bunch of alphabet soup to me. They even say there are other “galaxies” up there. Now, I always thought there was just the one sky, but I guess them city folks know more than me.
- They talk about double stars, multiple stars, and variable stars. Lordy, makes my head spin. It’s like they can’t make up their mind how many stars they want!
- And then there’s this “dwarf Cepheids.” Sounds like somethin’ you’d catch in a trap, not somethin’ in the sky.
- They also mentioned somethin’ called a “Zeta Phoenicis” that’s supposed to be the bird’s tail. A bird in the sky made of stars? That’s a new one.
Now, about this “piano” part. They say it’s a “module,” which I guess means it’s a piece of the whole thing. Like a spare tire for your car, but for flyin’ around in space. Apparently, they took it out for a while, but now it’s back. Don’t ask me why. City folks do strange things.
So, how do you get this piano thing workin’? They say you gotta go to somethin’ called a “mobi glass” and a “ship customizer.” Sounds complicated. Probably gotta push a bunch of buttons and twist some knobs. I’d probably break it. But once you got it all figured out, I guess you can play music in your fancy spaceship. Imagine that, playin’ a tune while you’re flyin’ amongst the stars. Beats listenin’ to the rooster crowin’, that’s for sure.
They even talk about how much this thing costs – 350 somethin’ called “USD.” That sounds like a whole lot of money. More money than I’ve seen in my whole life, I reckon. You could buy a whole lotta chickens with that kind of cash.
Anyways, this “constellation phoenix piano” thing sounds like a real fancy contraption. For rich folks and star captains, not for the likes of me. I’ll stick to my old radio and my porch swing. But it’s kinda fun to think about, I guess. Stars and pianos and flyin’ around in the sky. Who’da thunk it?
It makes you wonder what them city folks will come up with next. Probably somethin’ even crazier. Maybe a spaceship that makes pancakes? Or a piano that plays itself while you’re milkin’ the cows? You never know with them.

But hey, as long as they’re happy flyin’ around in their fancy spaceships, I’m happy sittin’ on my porch, watchin’ the real stars. And that’s all that matters, ain’t it?
Tags: [Constellation Phoenix, Star Citizen, Spaceship, Piano, Luxury, Star Captain, Alpha Phoenicis, Beta Phoenicis, Galaxies, Dwarf Cepheids, Module]