Well, let me tell you about this thing, this Geek Bar Watermelon Ice Constellation. Sounds fancy, don’t it? My grandkid told me all about it. It’s one of them newfangled vape things. Kids these days, always with the new stuff. This one, it’s supposed to taste like watermelon, but cold. Like you took a bite of a watermelon you just pulled out of the icebox. And it has that name on it, constellation. Like stars in the sky!
They call it Geek Bar. Now, I ain’t no geek, but I reckon this thing is popular. See it everywhere. Even old Mrs. Henderson’s boy, he’s got one. Always puffing on it. He says it’s better than them cigarettes. Says one of these Geek Bars is like a whole bunch of cigarettes, but it tastes better. This one is Watermelon Ice. A lot of puffs in it, a lot!
You wanna find one of these Geek Bar Pulse things, you gotta look around. My grandkid, they’re always on that phone, they found places that sell ’em. Some stores got ’em, some don’t. This Watermelon Ice flavor, it might be in your town. Best check the stores in your place and find out.
I hear they got this one called Watermelon Ice Geek Bar Pulse 15000. That’s a mouthful, ain’t it? They say it’s got a whole lot of that watermelon taste, with that icy feeling. Like a cold breeze on a hot summer day. Lots of puffs in this one, too. Like, a whole bunch. More than you can shake a stick at!
And then there’s the Watermelon Ice Geek Bar PULSE X 25000. That name is long, like a old dog’s tail! I don’t know about that many puffs in this little thing. But there’s a lot of puffs, they tell me. If you want something to last you a good long while, this might be the one, they say.
This here Geek Bar Pulse 15000, it’s got a battery, they tell me. A big one. And a screen, like on your TV, but smaller. It shows you stuff. And it’s got a whole lot of that juice in it. That Watermelon Ice juice. They say it’s 16mL. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds like a lot. And it has two power modes, whatever that is.
If you like that watermelon, and you like that cold feeling, they say this Watermelon Ice Geek Bar Pulse is the thing for you. It’s like eating a big ol’ slice of watermelon on a hot day, but without all the seeds and the mess. This Geek Bar is just like that, the taste of summer. They say it’s like a whole lot of watermelon, all in this little thing.
I seen a sign that said they only had a few of these Geek Bar Pulse things left. Said only 3 left! Better hurry if you want one. This Watermelon Ice, it’s popular, I guess. Everyone wants that taste of watermelon with the cold breeze, I reckon.
- This Geek Bar Pulse Watermelon Ice, it’s for folks who like that flavor.
- It’s like eating watermelon, but with a cool twist.
- They say it’s got a good balance of sweet and cold.
- It’s got that word on it, “Disposable”. That’s what they call it.
- And they say it’s got “Ice” in the name. That’s ’cause it’s cold.
This Geek Bar Pulse, they say it’s new and fancy. It’s small, but it’s got a lot of power. They say it can do 9000 puffs. That’s a lot of puffs! And it’s got that 16mL of juice in it. That Watermelon Ice. I don’t know how they fit all that in there. Like a miracle, ain’t it?
So if you looking for that Watermelon Ice Constellation thing, look for the Geek Bar. That’s what you want, that Geek Bar. With that Watermelon Ice. That is some good stuff, that’s what they all say. If you want to try it, go get it now! The watermelon is great!
