So, I decided to check out my weekly horoscope, inspired by what I saw on Vogue. Let me tell you, it’s been an interesting ride.
First off, I went online, you know, to find out what this whole “weekly horoscope” thing was about. I found that this week has a lot of planet stuff going on – Mercury, Mars, and Uranus are all retrograde. Sounds intense, right? They say it’s a time to look at our lives and figure out where we want to go.

I started digging into each day, seeing what the stars had cooked up for me. I’m not gonna lie, some of it felt a bit like a riddle. It was like, “Okay, universe, what are you trying to tell me?”
- Monday: It said to get ready for some deep thoughts. Retrogrades are here, so I took some time to think about my job, my relationships, all that jazz.
- Tuesday: Feeling a bit unsure about the future, but I guess that’s normal with all this retrograde business.
- Wednesday: Tried to make sense of the advice – it felt kind of vague, but hey, I went with it.
- Thursday: Decided to just go with the flow. If the stars say things are up in the air, I figured I might as well relax and see what happens.
- Friday: Spent some time reflecting on where I’m at and where I want to be. It’s not all clear, but I’m starting to get some ideas.
Doing the Work
I went through the weekly horoscope thing, day by day. Tried to apply the advice, you know? Some days it was easier than others. It’s not like I had any major breakthroughs, but it did get me thinking. I spent time journaling, meditating – the whole shebang. Did I suddenly find my life’s purpose? Nope. But it felt good to take some time for myself and think about things.
So, there you have it. My little adventure into the world of weekly horoscopes. It was a bit of a mixed bag, but definitely an experience. I’m not sure I’m a total believer now, but I can see why people find it interesting. If nothing else, it’s a good excuse to take a step back and think about your life. I did feel a bit more connected to, like, the universe or whatever. And hey, who knows what next week’s horoscope will bring?