Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this here… uh… zodiac thingy, the one they say tells ya ’bout when...

Well, howdy there! Let’s yak about somethin’ called “horoscope shirts”. Don’t you go squintin’ at me, I know a thing...

Alright, listen up, y’all. You wanna know about this D5 chart in astrology? It ain’t rocket science, I tell ya....

Alright, let’s talk about this animal zodiac thing, you know, the one with all them critters. I ain’t no scholar...

Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… constellation pendant thingy. I saw some folks wearin’ ’em, shiny little things, and thought,...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Leo horoscope for tomorrow, you know, the one with them arcano thingies. I ain’t...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here Chinese zodiac seahorse thing. I ain’t no scholar or nothin’, but I...

Well, let me tell you about this Chinese calendar thing, it’s quite a thing, you know. They got these animals,...

Alright, let’s gab about these here tarot bags, you know, the little sacks you keep them cards in. I ain’t...

Well, let me tell you about this Chinese zodiac thing, the lunar calendar and all that. It’s kinda like how...