Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here zodiac calendar thing. It’s a whole bunch of hooey, if you ask...

Well, hey there, y’all! Let’s gab a bit about this love thing for Cancer folks this month, you know, the...

Alright, let’s talk about this asteroid Lachesis thing, you know, in that astrology stuff. I ain’t no fancy scholar, but...

Alright, let’s talk about this asteroid Alma thing, you know, the one them space nerds are always yappin’ about. I...

Alright, let’s talk about this Angel of the Winds Arena, ya know, the place where they have all them shows...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about them Monkey and Ox folks from that there Chinese Zodiac thingy. They say...

Well, let me tell you about this here Cassiopeia thing, you know, the one they call a “constellation.” Sounds fancy,...

Alright, let’s talk about them… what do you call ’em? Zodiac signs, yeah, that’s it. My old man, he used...

Alright, let’s talk about this… what’s it called? Acid Rain Constellation, yeah, that’s the thing. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ the...

Alright, let’s talk about this Book of Shadows Tarot book, you know, the one everyone’s yapping about. I ain’t no...