Well, howdy there! Let’s gab a bit about these here “horoscope cakes”. Never heard of ’em myself ’til just now,...

Alright, let’s talk about this 6 of Spades card, you know, the one they got in them tarot decks. I...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout this here year zodiac calendar thing. It ain’t as simple as lookin’ at...

Well, hey there, y’all! Let’s talk about this Aries love stuff, you know, the kind they write in them horoscopes....

Alright, let’s talk about this here zodiac chart calendar thing. Now, I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’, but I’ve...

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this goat thing, the goat horoscope for today, you know? I heard some folks...

Well, let me tell ya, this Jacqueline Bigar, she’s somethin’ else with them horoscopes. I don’t know how she does...

Well, so you wanna know about that horoscope thingy for April 22, 2005, huh? Alright, listen up, I’ll tell ya...

Well, howdy there! Let’s chew the fat about this here “tumblr astrology observations,” alright? Now, I ain’t no fancy scholar...

Alright, so you wanna know about this “postaw tarota,” huh? Don’t go getting all fancy on me with them foreign...