Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… this “Constellation Andromeda,” whatever that is. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ you’d see on them TV shows with all the spaceships and whatnot.
Where to get your hands on this Constellation thingamajig?

Well, from what I hear, them city folks go to somethin’ called “*” to buy these spaceships. Sounds like a big ol’ store for them space toys. They say it’s for a game called “Star Citizen.” Never played it myself, too busy with the chickens and the garden, ya know.
- *: That’s where the internet folks say you can buy it.
Now, if you ain’t got real money to throw around, you can apparently get it in the game too. They call it “aUEC.” Sounds like play money to me. They say it costs a whole bunch, like 3,548,000 of them aUEC thingies.
How much does this spaceship cost in real money?
Well, the internet says around 70,000 aUEC per hour is easy to get. But if you’re good at the game, doing things like runnin’ around bunkers, catching bad guys, and responding to beacons, you can make over 250,000 aUEC per hour. Still sounds like a lot of work to me. I’d rather be sellin’ my eggs at the market.
What exactly is this Constellation Andromeda anyway?
From what I gather, it’s a big ol’ spaceship. They call it a “multi-person freighter.” Sounds like a truck, but for space. They say it can carry a bunch of people and stuff. Merchants, they like it, because it’s good for hauling things around. Guess it’s like a fancy wagon, but way up in the sky.

Why do people want it?
Well, it seems like it’s a popular ship. They say it’s dependable and versatile. That means it’s reliable and can do a lot of different things. Like, you can haul stuff, or maybe fight off space pirates, who knows? It’s made by a company called RSI. Sounds like one of them big corporations to me.
Is it any good?
Well, if all them city folk are buyin’ it, it must be good for somethin’. They wouldn’t spend all that money on somethin’ that don’t work. But me, I’m happy with my feet on the ground. Don’t need no fancy spaceship to get around. Give me a good pair of boots and a strong horse any day.
Sounds complicated, all this space stuff.
It sure does. All them numbers and acronyms, makes my head spin. I’m more of a “see it with my own eyes” kinda gal. If I can’t touch it, smell it, or taste it, I ain’t too sure about it. But hey, to each their own, right? If them young folks wanna fly around in spaceships, let ’em. Just as long as they don’t come crashin’ into my chicken coop.

So, to sum it up…
If you want this “Constellation Andromeda” thing, head over to that “Star-Hangar” website, or play that “Star Citizen” game and earn enough of them aUEC thingies. It’s a big spaceship, good for haulin’ stuff and doin’ all sorts of space stuff. But honestly, it ain’t for me. Too much fuss, if you ask me. I’ll stick to my chickens and my garden, thank you very much. Now, where did I put my hoe…?
And about that swimming pool thing the internet mentioned?
I don’t know nothin’ about no swimming pool. Probably them city folk talkin’ about their fancy houses again. Around here, the closest thing we got to a swimmin’ pool is the creek, and that’s good enough for me.
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