Well, let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout this Tiger and Snake thing in that there Chinese Zodiac.
Tiger and Snake, huh? Not so good, I tell ya. It’s like tryin’ to mix oil and water. Them two, they just don’t see eye to eye. Always jumpin’ to conclusions, they are. Suspicious of each other, like a cat watchin’ a mouse. And stubborn? Lord, have mercy! Like two mules pullin’ in opposite directions.

They say it’s an uphill battle, this here Tiger and Snake gettin’ along. An uphill battle, I tell ya! Means it’s gonna be hard work, lots of fussin’ and fightin’. Like tryin’ to grow corn in a rock patch.
- Tiger’s friends? Well, the Horse, the Dog, and the Pig, they get along just fine. And that Rabbit, Sheep, and Rooster, too. Even another Tiger, imagine that! The Pig, he’s a good one. Keeps that Tiger from doin’ somethin’ stupid. Makes him feel safe, you know? Like a warm blanket on a cold night.
- Snake, now, he likes that Dragon and Rooster. They get along alright. But that Tiger? Nah, not a good fit. Like a square peg in a round hole.
They talk about love and sex, too. But if you can’t even stand to be in the same room, how’s that gonna work, I ask ya? It’s like tryin’ to build a house on sand.
The Snake fella, they say he’s smart and strong-willed. And that Tiger lady? Whew, she knows what she wants and what she don’t want. Stubborn as a mule, I tell ya. Some folks say Snakes are bendy, like a willow branch. But that Tiger, she’s like an oak tree, standin’ tall and strong.
They got these best matches for the Tiger: Horse, Dog, Pig. And for the Snake, it’s the Ox, Rooster, and Monkey. See? No mention of each other in them lists. Tells ya somethin’, don’t it?
People born in the year of the Tiger, they’re brave, they say. Like a lion, fearin’ nothin’. But that Snake, he’s sly, quiet. They just don’t mix, I tell ya.
They got numbers, too. 2, 8, 9 for the Snake, and 1, 3 for the Tiger. Don’t ask me what it means, I just know what I hear. Numbers and stars and all that, it’s a mystery to me.

This here Chinese Zodiac, it’s like a puzzle. Some pieces fit together, some don’t. This Tiger and Snake, they’re like two pieces that just don’t belong. Always pushin’ and pullin’, never findin’ that happy medium.
So, if you’re a Tiger lookin’ for love, best steer clear of that Snake. And if you’re a Snake, well, maybe find yourself a nice Rooster. That’s my advice, anyway. Take it or leave it. I’m just tellin’ ya what I heard.
It ain’t easy, this life. And it’s even harder when you’re tryin’ to get along with someone who’s just plain different. Like that Tiger and Snake. Different as night and day, I tell ya.
This whole thing is about figuring out who you get along with, right? And who you should probably avoid. Like stayin’ away from a grumpy ol’ bear, you know? Same kinda thing.
So, there you have it. The Tiger and the Snake. Not a match made in heaven, that’s for sure. More like a match made in…well, somewhere that ain’t so heavenly.
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