Well, lemme tell you, I seen a thing the other day, it was a constellation necktie. You know, them things you wear around your neck when you wanna look all fancy. This one, it had all them stars and things on it. Like the sky at night, but on a tie. Never seen nothin’ like it before.
I got to thinkin’, who’d wear a thing like that? Maybe them fellas who like to look at the stars, the ones with them big lookin’ glasses, you know? Constellation necktie, they call it. Sounds kinda fancy, don’t it?

This here tie, it ain’t like them regular ones. Not like the ones with them stripes or them little dots. This one, it’s got the whole darn sky on it. Bet it cost a pretty penny, too. High quality, they say online. Probably made of silk or some such. Don’t know where they make ’em, Colorado, maybe?
- This tie, it’s special.
- Got stars and lines all over it.
- Like the night sky, but on your neck.
- Not for just any fella, I reckon.
- Real fancy, this constellation necktie.
I seen some fellas wearin’ ties with them little animals on ’em. Or them funny shapes. But this constellation necktie, that’s a whole different thing. It’s like wearin’ a picture of the universe. Kinda makes you think, don’t it?
Now, I ain’t never been one for them fancy things. Give me a good pair of overalls any day. But I gotta admit, this tie, it caught my eye. It’s like they took a piece of the night sky and wrapped it around your neck. Imagine that.
They got all sorts of these ties, you know. This one place, they call it Neckties Galaxy. Sounds like somethin’ out of one of them space movies. They got a whole bunch of them astronomy ties. Whatever that means. Guess it means they got a lot of ties with stars and planets and such. If you’re into that kinda thing.
They say this tie, the constellation necktie, it’s a good gift. For them fellas who like to look up at the stars. Or maybe them teachers who teach about that kinda stuff. I don’t know. But it sure is a unique gift, I’ll give ’em that.
This other place, they call it Knotty Tie Co. Funny name, ain’t it? They say they make ’em in the USA. And they use that eco-friendly stuff. Whatever that is. Guess it’s good for the earth or somethin’. They got lots of folks sayin’ good things about ’em. Must be doin’ somethin’ right.

And then there’s this other fella, Josh Bach. He makes ’em too. Says they’re silk. Real fancy, I bet. He calls ’em astronomy and science themed. Sounds like somethin’ for them smart folks. The ones who know all about them stars and planets. And they are cool.
Then I saw that Goldlion is also making ties with 12 constellation elements, guess it’s a new fashion. They have many years of tie-making experience. I don’t know what it is, but I guess it’s popular now.
I seen some ties that was ice blue. And they got them new colors like gunmetal and peacock blue. Don’t know what them colors are, but they sound fancy. I reckon they look real nice with them stars on ’em.
Now, you see them fellas wearin’ them ties with them stripes and polka dots. They say them’s classic patterns. Been around forever, I reckon. But this constellation necktie, that’s somethin’ new. Somethin’ different.
- Stripes and dots, them’s old news.
- Stars and planets, that’s the new thing.
- This constellation necktie, it’s a real eye-catcher.
- Makes you think about the big ol’ universe.
- Maybe I should get one for my grandson. He likes them space things.
I’m tellin’ you, this constellation necktie, it’s somethin’ else. It’s like wearin’ a piece of art. A piece of the night sky. Right there around your neck. Makes you wonder about all them stars up there. And what else is out there in that big ol’ universe.
Yep, that’s what I seen. A constellation necktie. Never thought I’d see the day. But there it was. Shinin’ like the stars in the night sky. Kinda makes you think, don’t it? About all the wonders out there. And maybe, just maybe, it’s okay to wear a little piece of that wonder around your neck.
