Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… uh… what’s it called? BTS Tarot Tumblr thing. Yeah, that’s it. Don’t know much about these fancy words, but I’ll tell ya what I know, the way I know it.
So, this “Tarot,” it’s like, fortune tellin’, right? Like them old ladies back in the village used to do with tea leaves, but with cards this time. And these “BTS” fellas, they’re some kinda singers or dancers, real popular with the youngsters these days. Always see their pictures on them… uh… phone thingies.

Now, on this Tumblr, which is like a… a big diary everyone can read, I guess, people are usin’ these Tarot cards to talk about BTS. What’s gonna happen to ’em? Who’s friends with who? Who’s gonna fall in love? That kinda stuff. Sounds like a whole lotta fuss over nothin’ if you ask me, but hey, folks like what they like.
I saw some things about “Seven of Cups” and “Death Reversed” and all that. Don’t ask me what it means, but it seems like some cards are good, some not so good. Like, “Ace of Cups,” that sounds happy, right? Like a full cup of somethin’ nice. But “The Moon?” That sounds spooky, like somethin’ hidden. And “The Lovers” card? Well that one’s pretty self explanatory isn’t it? My old man always said when you see that moon high in the sky, trouble’s brewin’.
- Seven of Cups – Lots of choices, maybe too many. Like tryin’ to pick which pie to bake for the church picnic.
- Death Reversed – Not actual death, mind you. More like… things are stuck, need a change. Like when the cow gets stubborn and won’t go through the gate, gotta give it a good push in the right direction.
- Ace of Cups – New beginnings, happy stuff. Like a new baby calf bein’ born, all wobbly legs and big eyes.
- The Moon – Secrets, confusion. Like when the fog rolls in and you can’t see where you’re goin’.
- Queen of Coins – Now this one sounds like someone steady, someone you can count on, like that old oak tree in the pasture, always there, strong and true.
- The Lovers – Ah, young love, makes your heart flutter like a hummingbird’s wings, makes you feel all giddy and silly, just like that time I met my old man at the county fair.
- Two of Wands – Sounds like someone’s got a plan, they know where they wanna go and they’re ready to start that journey, like plannin’ out the crops for the spring, gotta have a good plan to make sure things go right.
- Page of Cups – A young person, maybe a bit dreamy. Like that young fella who used to deliver the milk, always starin’ off into space.
- Justice – Well this just means things gotta be fair and square, like when you’re divvyin’ up the harvest, everyone gets their fair share, no cheatin’ allowed.
People are doin’ readings about BTS’s friendships, seein’ if they’re gonna last. Talkin’ about “Yoonkook” and “VMin” and “Jihope.” Sounds like a bunch of gibberish to me, but I reckon it’s important to them fans. They wanna know if these fellas are gonna stick together, like a good ol’ patchwork quilt.
And then there’s the love readings. Who’s gonna find love? Who’s gonna get their heart broke? Same old stories, just with different faces. They say one of these fellas, “V” I think they called him, he’s got a strong personality, don’t take no guff from nobody. Reminds me of my old man, stubborn as a mule, but with a heart of gold, deep down.
Now, some folks say this Tarot stuff ain’t serious, just for fun. And maybe it is. But I reckon people are always lookin’ for answers, tryin’ to figure out what’s gonna happen next. Whether it’s cards, or tea leaves, or just plain old guessin’, we all wanna know what the future holds. Even if it’s just about a bunch of singing and dancing fellas.
So, what’s the deal with this BTS Tarot Tumblr thing? It’s a place where fans go to get their fortunes told, sorta. They wanna know about the future of these BTS fellas, their friendships, their love lives, everything. And they use these Tarot cards to try and figure it all out. Seems harmless enough to me. People like their stories, and if these cards help ’em tell those stories, well, more power to ’em.

But I tell you what, life ain’t always written in the cards. Sometimes, things just happen, good or bad. You gotta take it as it comes, like a farmer takes the weather. Can’t control it, just gotta deal with it. And maybe, just maybe, that’s the real magic, not in the cards, but in how you face whatever comes your way.
Tags: BTS, Tarot, Tumblr, Divination, Bangtan Boys, Readings, Friendship, Love, Future