Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout this Kpop astrology thingy I saw on that Tumblr, whatever that is. Kids these days, always on their phones, lookin’ at stars and whatnot. But hey, it’s kinda fun, like them old fortune tellers we used to have back in the day, only with pretty boys instead of chickens.
So, this Kpop astrology, it’s all about them singers and dancers, the ones with the shiny hair and fancy clothes. They call ’em “idols,” like they’re some kinda gods or somethin’. And these Tumblr folks, they figured out which idol matches your, whatchamacallit, zodiac sign. You know, like Aries, Taurus, Gemini, all that stuff.

Like, if you’re a fiery Aries, maybe you’re supposed to like a fella from Stray Kids, them energetic boys who jump around a lot. Or if you’re a stubborn Taurus, maybe you’re more into The Boyz, them steady fellas who just keep on goin’. And then there’s Ateez, them mysterious ones, for the Scorpios, I guess. And TXT, them sweet boys, probably for the Cancers or somethin’. I don’t know, I’m just guessin’ here.
I saw some folks talkin’ about “ships,” too. That’s when they put two idols together, like they’re a couple. Kinda like how we used to gossip about who was gonna marry who back in the village, only these kids write stories about it. Fanfiction, they call it. They make up all sorts of things, like, “Oh, so-and-so looked at so-and-so, they must be in love!” Kids, I tell ya, they got too much time on their hands.
But it ain’t just about who likes who. These Tumblr folks, they got whole “masterlists,” like big ol’ notebooks full of information. They got horoscopes for each group, personality profiles, the whole shebang. It’s kinda crazy how much they know about these idols. They know their birthdays, their blood types, even their favorite foods, I reckon.
And it ain’t just about the main groups either. They got stuff on all sorts of idols. You can even ask them to write somethin’ special, like, “Hey, can you tell me which idol is compatible with a Virgo sun, Taurus moon, and Aries rising?” Sounds like a whole lotta mumbo jumbo to me, but hey, if it makes ’em happy, who am I to judge?
- They got groups like Stray Kids, them wild ones.
- Then there’s The Boyz, them steady fellas.
- And Ateez, them mysterious ones who always wear black.
- And TXT, them sweet boys with the nice smiles.
- And a whole bunch of other groups I can’t even remember.
They even got groups where you can talk about Kpop and astrology and all that stuff. And ghosts, too! And them Japanese cartoons, whatchamacallit, anime? It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there. I tell ya, these kids are somethin’ else.
So, if you’re into stars and pretty boys, maybe you should check out this Kpop astrology stuff. Just search for it on that Tumblr thingy. You might find your perfect match, or at least have a good laugh. But don’t take it too seriously, alright? It’s all just for fun. Just like them old fortune tellers, it’s entertainment, nothin’ more, nothin’ less.

Anyways, this Kpop and astrology thing, it’s got people all excited. They postin’ pictures and makin’ videos and writin’ all sorts of stuff. It’s like a big party, only online. And everyone’s invited, as long as you like Kpop and stars, I guess. And if you don’t know nothin’ about either one, well, you can always learn. These Tumblr folks, they’re happy to teach ya, long as you ask nice.
So, that’s the gist of it. Kpop, stars, and a whole lotta fun. It ain’t my cup of tea, but hey, to each their own, right? Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some supper. All this talk about idols and zodiacs has made me hungry.
And remember, don’t go spendin’ all your money on them idols, alright? You gotta save some for a rainy day. These young folks, they don’t know the value of a dollar. Always spendin’ money on fancy things. Back in my day, we made our own fun, and we didn’t need no stars or pretty boys to do it.
Tags: kpop, astrology, tumblr, zodiac, kpop idols, fanfiction, kpop groups, stray kids, the boyz, ateez, txt