Zodiac Calendar Dates and Signs

Alright, let’s talk about them star signs, you know, the ones they say tell you who you are and what’s gonna happen. I don’t know much about it, but I heard some things, so let me tell ya what I know.

Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19): The first one they call Aries. They say these folks are like rams, always headfirst into things. Born between March 21st and April 19th, every year it is the same. Sounds like a lot of trouble to me, always butting heads! They’re stubborn, yeah, but they also got a lot of energy, like they always drink too much coffee or somethin’. And they work hard, gotta give ‘em that.

Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20): Next up is Taurus, the bull. These folks are born from April 20th to May 20th. Bulls, huh? Probably stubborn too, like my old mule. But I heard they also like the good things in life, you know, good food, comfy bed, that kinda stuff. Can’t blame ’em for that, I guess.

Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20): Then there’s Gemini, from May 21st to June 20th. They say these folks are like two people in one, always changing their minds. Sounds confusing to me. One minute they want this, the next minute they want that. Good luck figuring them out!

• Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22): Now we got Cancer, the crab. Born between June 21st and July 22nd. Crabs, huh? They walk sideways and pinch ya if you ain’t careful. I guess these folks are kinda sensitive, like they get their feelings hurt easy. But they also care a lot about their home and family, which ain’t a bad thing.
• Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22): Leo, the lion, that’s what they say. Born from July 23rd to August 22nd. Lions are proud and loud, always wanting to be the center of attention, like them actors on the TV. They got big hearts though, or so I hear.
• Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22): Virgo folks are born between August 23rd and September 22nd. They like things neat and tidy, always fussing over little details. My neighbor Martha is like that, always cleaning her porch. Drives me nuts, but I guess somebody gotta do it.

Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22): Libra, from September 23rd to October 22nd. They say these folks like things to be fair and balanced, like a scale. Can’t argue with that, I guess. But sometimes life ain’t fair, and you just gotta deal with it.

Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21): Scorpio, the scorpion, born from October 23rd to November 21st. Scorpions sting, you know. These folks are intense, they say, and they keep secrets. Not sure I wanna mess with them. They also real passionate about things, whatever that means.

Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21): Sagittarius folks, born between November 22nd and December 21st. They like to travel and explore, always looking for something new. Sounds tiring to me. I’m happy right here on my porch. But good for them, I guess.

Here are the last few, almost done, hold your horses.

• Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19): Capricorn, the goat. Born from December 22nd to January 19th. Goats climb mountains, they say. These folks are hardworking and ambitious, always trying to get to the top. Well, good luck to ‘em.
• Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18): Aquarius, born between January 20th and February 18th. They’re kinda different, you know, like they march to their own drum. They care about people and the world, which is nice. But sometimes they got their head in the clouds.
• Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20): And finally, Pisces, the fish. Born from February 19th to March 20th. Fish swim in the water, all dreamy and emotional. These folks are sensitive too, like they feel everything real deep. I don’t know about all that, but that’s what they say.

So there ya have it, all them star signs and dates. Do I believe it? I don’t know. But it’s kinda fun to think about, I guess. Maybe there’s something to it, maybe there ain’t. Who knows? Life’s a mystery, ain’t it?

They talk about the sun, the moon, and rising signs too. They call them the “big three.” Sounds important. The sun sign is who you are, the moon sign is your feelings, and the rising sign is how you look to other folks. Confusing, right? But they say it tells you a lot about a person. I don’t know, it makes my head spin. But them astrologers, they seem to know what they’re talking about. Or maybe they just like to talk a lot, just like me!