Well, howdy there! Let’s gab a bit about this here “zodiac new calendar” thing. Don’t rightly know what all them fancy city folk are on about with their space talk, but I’ll tell ya what I heard, the way I understand it.
The Sun and Them Signs

Now, they say the sun, that big ol’ fire ball in the sky, it moves around and shines on different things. And these things, they call ’em “zodiac signs.” Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me, but folks seem to get all worked up about it. They say there’s twelve of these signs, like pictures in the sky, and the sun goes through each one durin’ the year.
- January, it’s in that Capricorn goat thing.
- February, it’s pourin’ water with that Aquarius fella.
- March, swimmin’ with them Pisces fishes.
- April, rammin’ heads with Aries.
- May, chewin’ cud with Taurus the bull.
- June, chattin’ it up with Gemini twins.
And so on, right through the whole year. They got it all mapped out, them city folk, just like plantin’ corn and harvestin’ wheat. But I tell ya, the sun shines on my garden pretty much the same every day, no matter what picture they say it’s in.
No Changin’ the Stars
I heard some talk, some folks gettin’ their britches in a twist about NASA changin’ the zodiac. Now, NASA, they’re the ones sendin’ rockets up to the moon and such. But I don’t see how they can change the stars. Them stars been up there forever, twinklin’ away. Seems to me, NASA’s got better things to do than mess with that. And from what I hear, they ain’t changed nothin’ anyways. It’s just the same twelve signs, same as always.
They also say somethin’ about Babylonians a long, long time ago watchin’ these same stars and makin’ up them twelve signs to go with their months. So, it ain’t nothin’ new, this star stuff. Just been passed down, like a quilt from your grandma.
Planets and Such

Now, it ain’t just the sun and the stars, they got these things called “planets” too. I ain’t sure what they are, exactly, but they say they move around too, and sometimes they line up with the sun and the signs, and that means somethin’. Like this Jupiter fella, when he lines up with the fish, it means “white rabbit”. Lord knows what that means, probably city talk for a good day to plant carrots, I reckon.
And they got these “new moons” and “full moons” too. Now, the moon I understand. It gets big and round, then it shrinks down to nothin’. But they got it all timed out, just like the sun and the planets. They make a whole calendar out of it, sayin’ when this lines up with that, and what it all means for your love life, your money, and your health. Seems like a lot of fuss over nothin’ to me.
Astrology, They Call It
They call this whole thing “astrology.” And they got folks who study it, just like they study the Bible or the farmer’s almanac. They make predictions and give advice based on where the sun and the planets are. I guess if it helps folks, it can’t hurt none. But I’ll stick to plantin’ my seeds when the ground is warm and prayin’ for rain when it’s dry. Seems like more sensible to me.
Yearly and Monthly Overviews
These astrology folks, they make these yearly and monthly calendars. They write down all these special dates and times, tellin’ you when the moon is gonna be full, when the sun is gonna be in this sign or that, and what it all means for your life. It’s like a roadmap of the stars, I guess. They got it all planned out, every little squiggle and dot in the sky.
Zodiac 2025 and Beyond
So far I ain’t heard nothin’ about them changin’ the zodiac, even up to 2025. Seems like it’ll stay the same. Twelve signs is enough, I’d say. Any more and I won’t be able to remember them all. And I’ve got enough to worry about with weeds in the garden and gettin’ chickens to lay eggs.
So that’s the way I see it, this whole “zodiac new calendar” business. Take it with a grain of salt, I say. The stars are pretty, the moon is bright, and the sun shines on us all. And that’s good enough for me.
Keep it Simple
Honestly, life is complicated enough without worryin’ about where all them stars are. Just be kind, work hard, and appreciate what you got. That’s my calendar, and it’s served me well all these years. Don’t need no fancy charts or space talk to know that.
Zodiac for the Plain Folk

If you want my opinion, which I reckon you do since you’ve read this far, best way to use this zodiac stuff is just to enjoy the sky. Look at the stars at night, notice the moon, and feel the warmth of the sun. That’s the real calendar, the one that’s been around since the beginning of time. Ain’t no need to get all caught up in fancy names and predictions. Just live your life and be grateful for each day. That’s the best way to follow the stars, if you ask me.