Alright, alright, let’s talk about these Halloween tarot cards, shall we? Don’t know much about fancy stuff, but I know...

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Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… uh… “PLR astrology” thing. I ain’t no fancy scholar, ya know? Just a plain...

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Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this… whatchamacallit… 1682 Chinese zodiac thingy. I ain’t no scholar, mind you, just an...

Well, let me tell you about this thing, this… lunar calendar zodiac, or whatever they call it. My old man,...

Alright, let’s talk about this here Omega Constellation Pie Pan Gold watch, ya know? Folks call it a “pie pan”...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this here… uh… geek bar blue rancher constellation thingy. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Like somethin’...