Okay, so, I got really into this whole tarot thing, right? And I was like, “Can these cards tell me about my love life, like, in the bedroom?” So I dove in, head first. Started with this deck I found online, nothing fancy, just your basic Rider-Waite. I figured, why not start with the classics?
First off, I learned the basics. You know, shuffling the deck, focusing on my question – which was, I admit, a bit blush-inducing: “What’s my sexual energy like?” I laid out three cards in a row. Simple spread, they call it. The first card was The Lovers. I mean, talk about hitting the nail on the head! It’s all about choices in love, harmony, and, yeah, getting it on. I took it as a good sign. Like, maybe I’m more in tune with my sensual side than I thought.

- Then there was The Empress. This one’s interesting. She’s all about fertility, abundance, and being in touch with your body. I did a little happy dance when I pulled this one. It felt like the cards were telling me I’m a goddess or something, haha.
- And the last one was The Tower. Now, this one threw me for a loop. It’s usually about sudden change, upheaval. But in this context? I read somewhere it could mean a passionate, earth-shattering experience. Or, you know, a need to shake things up. I’m still figuring that one out, to be honest.
I spent days, maybe weeks, just playing around with different spreads. There’s this one called the “Passion and Desire” spread, which is a bit more complex. It uses, like, seven cards, each one telling a part of the story. Like, what you desire, what your partner desires, the obstacles, all that juicy stuff. I tried it a couple of times, and man, it’s like having a therapy session with yourself. A bit intense, but super insightful.
Playing With Different Decks
After a while, I got curious about other decks. There’s a whole world of them out there. I got my hands on this one called the “Sexual Tarot,” which is, as you can guess, pretty explicit. I use it when I’m feeling bold, and want direct answers. Not gonna lie, it’s been an eye-opener. Pulled some cards, got some ideas, and let’s just say, things got interesting.
But it’s not all about sex, you know? I learned that tarot can be a tool for self-discovery. It’s about understanding your desires, your fears, and how you relate to others. It’s like holding a mirror to your soul, but, like, a really sexy mirror. And even when the cards don’t make sense right away, I just took notes, slept on it, and came back to it later. Sometimes, the meaning just clicks after a few days.
So yeah, that’s been my journey with sex tarot cards. It’s been fun, a bit weird at times, but definitely enlightening. I’m no expert, but I’ve learned a lot. And I’m still learning. Each reading is a new adventure. It’s like the cards are saying, “Buckle up, buttercup, we’re going on a ride.” And I’m here for it, every step of the way. Tarot has this way of making you think, reflect, and maybe even blush a little. Or a lot, haha.